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O'Neil: Hello and Welcome to Pick a President, your favorite podcast to elect your executive branch
and President of a chosen topic. This week. We've got an exciting category for you all today.
President of being a little guy.
Tyler: President of you.
O'Neil: And it's always by my two co.
Tyler: Hosts, Tyler J. Cacara. The J stands for President John Tyler. Who is the littlest guy of
all the presidents.
Olivia: I'm, uh, Olivia Fumiatti, and I'm running on a platform of, um, purse first.
O'Neil: And I'm the little cutie in the overalls. O'Neil Henry, as always, let's start with the
discussion of little guys and government.
Olivia: Little guys.
O'Neil: Little guys.
Tyler: Do we need to define a little guy first?
Olivia: Uh, yeah.
O'Neil: Let's define a little guy.
Olivia: Cause, like, this isn't a man who is small.
O'Neil: No, no, no.
Olivia: There is something.
O'Neil: There are a lot of small men.
Olivia: But it is a diminutive thing that it is like, you're more sympathetic to a little guy. Yes.
It's like a scapegoat. He's just a little guy.
O'Neil: He's just a little guy.
Olivia: Just a little guy.
Tyler: Oh, he committed war crimes, but he's just a little guy.
Olivia: There's cuteness. There's. There's some. You know.
O'Neil: You know, I think when we're. When we're talking about, uh, the. The President of being a
little guy, that's. That that cuteness factor is sort of how they get away with their war crimes,
with screwing over their populace, with raising taxes. He just raised taxes. You can't get mad at
him. He raised taxes, but he's just a little guy.
Tyler: In this case. You can't just get a beer with him. He's a little guy. They don't have to
drink. They're just a little guy.
O'Neil: Old little guys. And you can have young little guys. Men little guys and women little guys.
Everybody can be a little guys.
Olivia: Little guy is a gender neutral.
Tyler: Yeah. Little guy is gender neutral. Yes.
O'Neil: So before we start with our campaigns, Logans and our electors, let's go ahead and just
sort of. Let's sort of flesh out this government we have going on here. What do we think the
Congress of little guys could be?
Olivia: So now, Tyler did mention, now, when.
Tyler: We come to the eyes, to just the minions. I think the minions.
O'Neil: M the minions would be funny. It would be a sort of a british, uh, almost a parliament at
that point with just the rowdiness that the minions.
Olivia: The other thing that I was thinking, just like, as a concept, just shrimp. Huh?
O'Neil: Just shrimp as hell. The only problem with that is then, so the speaker of the House would
just be Aquaman. And even though he's not a little guy, just so we can.
Olivia: No, no. Just like every other american congress, they elect the best shrimp to speak for
the tank.
O'Neil: That's interesting. I didn't have as funny a one. I had the Lilliputians. I feel like they
could run a government pretty well, you know, and take down big government. Take down big people
and big government.
Tyler: Now, if they were to represent our government, then I think the Gremlins could be Congress
as well. In the mogwire, the two parties.
Olivia: Oh, so you're just talking about the current state of events in the United States
government.
O'Neil: That's just where we are in effective.
Tyler: Non offensive, nothing Burger and literal little monsters.
O'Neil: That would change filibustering quite a bit, because he would have a lot of party
conversions.
Olivia: Listen, if you like, those sessions run late. If you feed them after midnight, full party
conversions.
Tyler: I have one more suggestion, and it's the little alien toys from toy Story.
Olivia: Okay. I had them on my list. I had them on alien.
Tyler: In the Senate.
Olivia: I have been chosen by the electorate. I'm going to a better place. Capitol Hill.
O'Neil: I want to put this image in your guys. Excited, because I think m the little guys as
Supreme Court.
Olivia: Like, okay, group of individuals.
O'Neil: What do you think of her Supreme court?
Olivia: The Eminem's.
O'Neil: Wow. I could see them in the judges wigs. For sure. It's the eminem now who.
Tyler: Hang on, hang on.
O'Neil: Here's the conservative.
Tyler: Obviously, some of the m and Ms are little guys, and some of them aren't.
O'Neil: I know. Yellow m and Hmm is not a little guy.
Tyler: Green eminem, not a little guy.
O'Neil: Orange m and Hmm can't be sexy.
Olivia: Orange eminem, definitely a little guy. Pathetic, muling.
Tyler: Red eminem. M also a little guy.
O'Neil: Yes. Right.
Tyler: I hope this is elucidating
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Tyler: for our audience who doesn't understand what a little guy is like.
Olivia: He's bigger than the red Eminem, but he's just a little guy. They're all just little guys.
O'Neil: I see. So that's the sort of thing we have to demarcate, is there's. There's size and
statute, and it's sort of stature.
Tyler: And demeanor and physicality.
O'Neil: Demeanor is another one. That is because, I mean, sometimes small.
Olivia: But you can't be a little guy. Like, like, sometimes Godzilla's a little guy.
O'Neil: Cause he's just sad and stomping around Tokyo. Sometimes he's just being a little guy.
Tyler: You see Godzilla curl up for, like, a little nap, and you're like, aw, he's just a little
guy.
Olivia: He's a little guy. He's a little guy.
O'Neil: That's an important distinction we have for our President. And I think the President elect
needs to fulfill both categories of being a small and being a little guy.
Tyler: Being a little guy, I think.
Olivia: New drinking game. If you're listening to this episode, take a shot. Every time we say
little guy, you will die. You'd be dead already.
Tyler: Unless you're a little guy. Then you just get a little bubble burp and you go to bed.
Olivia: Bubble burp, you go to bed. Your little bed. Your little shoebox bed.
O'Neil: Uh, okay, cool. So let's go ahead and get into. Let's just get into our electorates. Who's
running in this small, little campaign?
Tyler: May I go first, or do we.
O'Neil: Yeah, go ahead, Tyler.
Tyler: The time had come to elect a President, and all the famous candidates thought they were
heavens. And, um, you know, I'm not gonna sing this whole song. It's Snoopy. Snoopy is running for
President. Snoopy. There is a song called Snoopy for President.
We can play it in which Snoopy was chosen by the great pumpkin to run for President, because. Hang
on and listen to this.
O'Neil: Huh?
Tyler: Listen to this. The pumpkin said, the day has come for you to take a stand for love has left
the people across our native land. You heard it here first. Snoopy. Not a colonizer. This is his
native heaven.
Olivia: I'm not kidding. I just got goosebumps.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: Now, might I also throw in there Vice President Woodstock?
Olivia: Yeah. Love it.
O'Neil: Yeah, Lisa.
Olivia: Carrie's right there. Yep.
O'Neil: That's right there. Okay. I like that.
Olivia: President Snoopy.
O'Neil: Snoopy. Also a war hero.
Olivia: War hero, exactly.
O'Neil: And here's the thing.
Tyler: Here's the thing. Snoopy was looking. Is looking for his last few votes. At the end of the
song, the winning vote for Snoopy came when a stranger raised his hand.
Snoopy turned. The stranger spoke. Mein friend v meet again. And it's. And it was. It was the red
Baron was like, I respect your ass. I respect you. Yes.
O'Neil: He's on, uh, and he's reaching across.
Tyler: The aisle, and he goes, you know what? I don't agree with our politics. Don't line up. But I
respect you as a man, as a little guy.
Olivia: Guys, I'm not kidding. The song Snoopy and the Red Baron was in my top ten last year.
Tyler: Olivia. So you must have heard the song Snoopy for President.
Olivia: No, just, you be the Red Baron. I love that song.
O'Neil: Now, Woodstock, on the other hand, war criminal. So we have to be criminal.
Olivia: Kind of criminal.
Tyler: Snoopy's association with Woodstock is definitely problematic, for sure. But listen to that.
But listen to this. Let me. Let me pitch you on this. And I think. And I think you'll agree with
me. Somewhere the sign of the elephant and somewhere the sign of the mule but we'll hold the sign
of the Beagle high and, uh, love will shine right through.
How do you think. How do you think about that? What do you think about that?
Olivia: So just completely reworking the political system. I like that.
Tyler: Yeah. Where this is the.
Olivia: I kind of now want to talk about, like, what political parties there are now under in this
new world.
Tyler: We paint it red. It's now the doghouse. He flies. The doghouse, he flies. Also, Snoopy's
home immediately becomes a fighter jet.
Olivia: He has the one, uh, adjective that the current President does not have. And that is Joe
cool.
Tyler: He is Joe cool.
Olivia: He's gonna really hit with the youths, I think. The young youths.
Tyler: Remember when Snoopy, Snoopy, Snoop flew the biplane, Jack.
Olivia: So you've got your older vote. So you got that. And then you've got a younger vote for the
youth.
Tyler: Cause he's cool.
Olivia: Cause he's Joe Cool.
Tyler: Let me just say, snoopy come home. Presidents talk too much. Snoopy don't talk. Snoopy won't
be out saying wack shit.
O'Neil: You know what they say, uh, anytime a politician's talking, they're lying and.
Olivia: Never talks. Nothing but the truth coming out of Snoop Dogg. The original Snoop Dogg.
Tyler: Yeah.
Olivia: What's your. Okay, so I love this. Tyler, what's your campaign slogan for, uh, candidate
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Olivia: Snoopy?
Tyler: I don't have a great campaign slogan. Wait, that's pretty good. Snoopy for President.
O'Neil: Okay. I love it.
Olivia: I love that.
O'Neil: Snoopy for President. Liver, you want to go next?
Olivia: I can go next.
O'Neil: Okay.
Olivia: All, uh.
O'Neil: Right, let's do it.
Olivia: Man of the people, all american, uh, national treasure, Danny DeVito.
O'Neil: I had Danny DeVito on my short list.
Tyler: I also had Danny DeVito on my short list. He's a little guy.
O'Neil: He's a little guy. He's a little old guy who's great. An american treasure.
Olivia: He is. He really is. The people know him. He has a career that has spanned decades. Uh, so
he has, you know, and he's kind of had his own little sort of renaissance just for being a little
guy.
O'Neil: Yes.
Olivia: People like him for being a little guy. He played the Lorax. Also a little guy.
O'Neil: Also a little guy.
Tyler: So he played Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin in the movie twins.
Olivia: Twins.
Tyler: Which is funny, because Danny Devi. Because Arnold Schwarzenegger's big, and Danny v. Is
just a little guy.
Olivia: Small. He's a little guy. I, um, don't see. Now, here's the thing. Now, here's the thing.
Let me just. Because Tyler's given me an idea. Vice President Arnold Schwarzenegger, he has some
role in the governor. Former governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger for VP, Danny Devito.
O'Neil: Um, and Arnie, now republican governor of California, let's not forget.
Olivia: But running far blue, he's. He's. They're shaking hands. We're doing.
O'Neil: We confirm.
Olivia: We're doing like that's not. Yes, it's confirmed. I'm aware. Yeah.
Tyler: Arnold Schwarzenegger, he was republican candidate, but he wasn't a shitheel. Not famously
famous. Not a shit heel famous. Famously not. This is. This is, like, early two thousands, late
nineties Republicans, where some of them were still respectable human beings. They just wanted
lower taxes.
Olivia: They weren't all crones who were.
Tyler: Yeah, they weren't all. Exactly. He spent his. He spent. Arnold Schwarzenegger spent the
last eight years against Donald Trump. That's a. That's a fact.
Olivia: And he's also been, like. Because his ancestors were, hoo. Doing some stuff in the forties,
and he's like, that's. No. So he, like, very, very. Is anti fascist, which I love. Okay. We love
the bare minimum. And so I think that's a potential running mate. But I'm not necessarily sold on
that. Danny DeVito, little guy, really amiable, really funny, directed Matilda, one of the best and
greatest movies for little girls everywhere.
O'Neil: Yes.
Olivia: I think he's a very personable person. He's got a great sense of humor. Hail to the chief.
That's what I think.
O'Neil: As I turn now. What sort of, uh. What sort of political. But it's. But it's Danny DeVito
going to be doing for the little folk? You know, what is. What are some of his policies?
Olivia: I mean, I feel like he would have a lot to do with, like, ada. Ah, compliance. Like, he
would probably expand the Americans with disabilities act.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: I feel he's a union member.
Olivia: He's a union member. He's a union man.
O'Neil: He's a union man.
Olivia: I feel like he'd be, uh, more in favor of, like, universal health care. I feel like that's
something that Dan's gonna run on. I don't know. I feel like he's got some really good ideas and,
ah, I think he has the charisma and he could probably have the cult of personality to get him
there. Danny Devito, also. He's got my vote. Cause he won me a
$1000 scholarship when I was in high school.
Tyler: Oh.
Olivia: Because I wrote this is a true story. I got a scholarship to college, uh, from a credit
union that I had to write an essay about my personal hero. My brother was also submitting an essay
for this. And he wrote about Martin Luther King Junior. And I wrote about Danny DeVito and I won
the scholarship.
O'Neil: Well, there you have it here. First, Danny Devito, greater than Martin Luther King.
Olivia: And he deals with conflict really well. His ex wife, but his wife of many, many years, um,
was most recently in the Barbie movie as, uh, Ruth Handler, um, whose name I'm desperately trying
to remember.
O'Neil: Wait, are you saying, uh, what?
Olivia: Rhea Perlman.
O'Neil: Rhea Perlman, yeah.
Olivia: So Rhea Perlman. I was trying to remember. So they were married for many, many years, but
they had a very, very amiable breakup. It was just like, it's just not working. Let's part ways as
it is, can handle conflict. Well, I would trust Danny with the nuke codes. And I also would trust
him to put the shitheads in Congress. The aliens, the shrimp, all that shenanigans. Like, he can
rein them in. He's gonna get those nets that he's.
O'Neil: Yeah. Commanding force.
Olivia: Yeah. He's a very powerful little guy.
O'Neil: Yeah. Now, what's, what is your campaign slogan?
Olivia: Please, Danny DeVito for President. It's a good way to be.
O'Neil: It's a good way to be. Uh, that's a very classic, classic campaign.
Olivia: The other one that I had was, it's da. Way to go.
O'Neil: I like that one, too. Danny Devito. Danny Devito.
Olivia: It's a good way to be. Which is a quote from Danny DeVito. It's a paraphrase, quote from
Danny Devito.
O'Neil: All right, that's powerful. I like that.
Olivia: Dan Devito.
O'Neil: Danny Devito. Now, I will say one knock against Danny DeVito. Hmm is. He is up there in
age. And, you know, it's a four year term.
Tyler: We gotta get all the four year time.
Olivia: Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.
O'Neil: Uh-huh. All these old trains to get the vote.
Olivia: We kind of have to go with things that some people are familiar with. And what we've got
going on so far is which old white guys. All right. And it is a small white man who is running, you
know, Mister Hmm. Mister Hmm. DeVito. But I think he's got a considerably different mindset. Like,
he's like, you know how, like, Bernie is a little guy?
Tyler: Yeah, yeah.
Olivia: Like, like, card carrying member little guy.
Tyler: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Olivia: So I think he has, like, Bernie energy in a less, like. Yeah, he's like, he's a little more
scary Bernie.
Tyler: Yeah.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: Would definitely agree with that, for sure.
Olivia: Thank you.
O'Neil: Okay, great.
Olivia: Danny Devito for President.
O'Neil: For mine, I am picking probably the littlest of the little guys.
Olivia: Oh, God.
O'Neil: And that is baby Groot. Baby Groot for President. Because that's what this nation needs. It
needs just a little guy who's willing to just go around and do what's necessary.
Tyler: Now, baby Groot. I'm now on the stump. Now, baby groot. Hang on. Now, baby Groot. He's. He's
not even the best Disney. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby Yoda. The babies.
O'Neil: Baby Yoda's controversial baby group just love baby Yoda.
Tyler: Is not controversial. Come.
O'Neil: Baby Yoda's controversial. Baby Yoda's out there.
Olivia: Maybe kill the giants creatures on the side of you saying, in the war.
O'Neil: Listen, baby Groot is an environmentalist.
Olivia: Yep. Okay.
O'Neil: He's an environment.
Olivia: Okay.
O'Neil: Would never kill that rhino. He would have killed some people trying to destroy the rhino,
but he would never kill that rhino. And listen, listen. And I understand baby Groot is a very
chaotic choice.
Olivia: Right?
O'Neil: But he's there to get things done. But guess who's there to handle baby Groot? His vice
President, rocket guy. Rocket raccoon.
Olivia: Oh, my God.
Tyler: It's not even a raccoon.
Olivia: A packed. A packed pairing of little guys.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: Uh, very strong.
O'Neil: So we have a. So we already have a pretty strong little guy cabinet. And guys, guess what?
Voicing baby Groot. Just for a second. We also know that, uh, we have, uh, uh, what's his name?
Olivia: Vin Diesel.
O'Neil: Vin Diesel.
Olivia: You know, Garfield and Mario. Chris, Brad.
O'Neil: So we're. We have Vin diesel voicing, uh, the Groot and baby Groot character. And so we're
getting a little bit of that, like, light skinned energy. And so to match that I have for baby
Groots campaign slogan. We are Groot. We are Groot. Really good.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. We are Groot. Yes, we can. We are Groot.
Olivia: We are Groot. Yes, we can.
Tyler: We are now baby Groot. I call him Todd. I call him. I call him Toddler Groot. He's not that
young. He's not a baby, sadly. Sorry.
Olivia: Okay, okay. So, like, what kind of. So obviously, environmental policy.
O'Neil: Environmental. He's tackling global warming. Instantly.
Olivia: Green party.
O'Neil: Fixing global warming. Right? Green party. Yeah. Maybe a little bit less
libertarian than the green party.
Olivia: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
O'Neil: But definitely pro environmentalism. Um, pro little people. And guess what? Pro party.
Cause guess what, guys? We're out here trying to have fun.
Tyler: As little girl, not dancing to, like, the rubber band man or whatever.
Olivia: Yeah.
Tyler: He walks out to the rubber band.
Olivia: Now I'm m hooked on v. Walks out.
Tyler: When he wins, he dances out to Mister Blue.
O'Neil: Exactly.
Olivia: And we know over four years, he's gonna grow into the position.
O'Neil: Yes, exactly. And guess what? If he needs a second term, he can get a second term.
Olivia: Yeah.
Tyler: Your Groot is really good, though.
Olivia: Is very good.
Tyler: Groot's really good, though.
Olivia: Baby Groot is very good. We are very good. The slogan is bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Yeah.
O'Neil: That is my Pick for presidential cabinet.
Olivia: So we've got Snoopy, Danny Devito.
O'Neil: Uh-huh.
Olivia: And baby Groot.
Tyler: Those are some great little guys.
Olivia: No, they're some great little guys.
O'Neil: Let's decide now, how is everybody feeling about these candidates?
Olivia: I'm leaning Snoopy.
O'Neil: You're leaning Snoopy?
Olivia: I'm leaning hard. Snoopy. Um, yeah.
O'Neil: Interesting. Okay, give me the. Give me the justification for Snoopy.
Olivia: I think he
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Olivia: has. He's kind of an everyman. He's kind of a jack of all trades, which I really
appreciate. I feel like I could get a beer with Snoopy.
O'Neil: Like sort of your Kennedy Pick.
Olivia: Yeah, he's a very, like. Yeah, he. He has appeal to like a, um, wide audience. I know he's
down on, like, medical care and stuff. He's like a red cross kind of dude. Like, I know he's got
some good policies. There was a literal mandate from heaven. From the great pumpkin.
Tyler: Yeah, the great pumpkin told him to.
Olivia: Run, as prophesied by this song from Snoopy for President.
Tyler: That's in the song. It's facts.
O'Neil: That's canon. It's from God.
Olivia: Championing for peace is a great kind of thing. Because, like, here's the thing. Baby Groot
is going to, like, manage, try to push some policy, you know? But Danny's going to change some
things, but pretty much keep things kind of like status quo,
maybe clean some things up. Snoopy, complete overhaul. You don't have to say much, but listen, when
he's not, he's not spending his time running his mouth. He's spending his time putting all those
things to action. Okay.
O'Neil: Okay.
Olivia: Interesting.
Tyler: That's true.
O'Neil: I'm here for Snoopy as President of Lil guys. Yes, Woodstock still throwing me a little,
so.
Olivia: Okay, so do we need to get your vote for Snoopy? Do we need to change his running partner?
O'Neil: We might need to change the running partner for Woodstock.
Tyler: Definitely.
O'Neil: Super cute little guy.
Tyler: Sarah Palin, for sure.
Olivia: Yes.
O'Neil: Yes.
Olivia: So, okay, so we need to find. Do we. Does it need to be another peanuts gay, or could it be
another little guy?
O'Neil: Just any little guy. Just any little guy.
Tyler: I think of all the. If we're. If we're gonna go peanuts, I think the only other option is
Linus peppermint Patty.
O'Neil: Linus. Linus Patty. She's the boss, Patty. Oh, she's a boss.
Tyler: She's a boss. She's too much. Thank you. She feels like. She feels like a cop.
Olivia: Just a woman vice President.
Tyler: No, it's not that she's a woman vice President. That she's a woman cop vice President bugs
me.
Olivia: Interesting.
O'Neil: Okay, but here's the thing, though. I think that's. Listen, if it was Snoopy and Woodstock,
that has war crimes riddles, okay?
Olivia: Because here's the thing.
O'Neil: If it's Snoopy and Patty, then at least we have somebody who reigns snoopy in.
Tyler: If he gets pro business.
Olivia: Pro business.
O'Neil: Yeah, pro development. We can get some development happening.
Olivia: So it's not Charlie Brown infrastructure. It's not.
Tyler: Snoopy's Obama.
Olivia: Yes, exactly. Yes, precisely.
Tyler: The veteran. A, uh, little less.
Olivia: She's the boss. She's the business. Unless she's less the personality.
Tyler: Now, if that means gonna be the President of the world in ten years, that's a problem.
O'Neil: Yeah, that's true. Oh, that is one thing, actually, you know what? Can we reconsider this?
We do have to think about dog years. It is four years.
Olivia: I would like to submit for your consideration, another little guy's running mate.
Tyler: Okay.
Olivia: Uh, Guido from cars.
Tyler: Guido from cars is our m. Good one. He's definitely. Here's my problem with
Guido.
Olivia: Working class family.
Tyler: He's an immigrant, elite wingman. I worry if he gets put in the top check.
Olivia: Elite wingman. But here's the thing, you know, he's capable, he's exceptionally good at
what does.
O'Neil: Mhm.
Tyler: But I feel like it's a President. This is gonna be a President Gerald Ford, where if Snoopy
dies in office and it's Guido is President.
O'Neil: I'm not.
Tyler: Then Guido that's going to be an ineffectual. Is going to be an ineffectual leader. You
know, he's. He's. He's too egg. He's too much of an egghead, you know?
Olivia: Okay. Okay.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: I do like Guido, though. That's a good little guy. Poll I didn't have on my list. Might I
suggest, uh, someone intelligent, a go getter, someone who. Who is in the, you know, the one, one
percentile of their little guys, and that's meowth from Pokemon.
Olivia: Okay. Because I also have a, uh, dog situation.
O'Neil: I like this.
Olivia: Now, here's the other thing that I was. Yeah, tell me about Meowth.
Tyler: And then I talk me out. Doesn't just say meowth like all the other meow meowths. Mouth is
the smartest meowth meowth piece. He could be a meowth piece for snoopy cat dog sort of situation.
O'Neil: I like that. I like that. I like that. I'm here for it. And I like keeping the campaign
slogan, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Ah, right. I'm here for snoopy. Plus meowth.
Olivia: Meowth. The other suggestion I did have was boo boo from Yogi Bear.
Tyler: Yeah, that'd be like picking droopy dog.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: Okay. Okay. I'm on board with meowth.
O'Neil: Okay.
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Tyler: All right, so we have our President.
Olivia: Wait. Meow for President? If Snoopy dies, team rocket it. Those. That might be, like, prior
conflicts. That's a conflict of interest. That.
Tyler: You know what?
Olivia: I think those are enemies of the state. So I don't mean to, like. I don't make. I don't
mean to open a done deal, but, like, you know.
Tyler: Okay, now let me make a.
Olivia: You're gonna put the.
Tyler: You're right, you're right.
Olivia: You're pain.
O'Neil: You're right.
Tyler: Okay. I think I've actually got. I think I've actually got it. I think I've actually got it.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: The correct answer for who vice President is. Snoopy doesn't talk. Snoopy don't say words.
So we need someone who speaks, but only a little bit. He only says m. He says, like. He says no
words. He mostly just goes. And that's et. Et. ET.
Olivia: Also an immigrant.
O'Neil: Immigrant Hmm. Okay.
Olivia: He's still kinda. I don't know.
O'Neil: He's a baby. And not in the funny baby Groot way.
Tyler: No, he's an extraterrestrial. He's an former astronaut.
O'Neil: Is he? I thought he was a little baby guy.
Tyler: No, he's an astronaut. He's an explorer. He's an adult of his species.
O'Neil: All right?
Tyler: He can.
Olivia: He would add more bike lanes.
Tyler: You would add more bike lanes.
Olivia: Could I maybe suggest secretary of urban planning?
O'Neil: Yes. Okay. No space force.
Olivia: Because I do also have a suggestion for urban planning as well.
Tyler: Should it just be. I think we just landed on wedge and we come all the way back
around to Woodstock, and I think that's just the price we're gonna have to pay.
O'Neil: Can I. Can I offer some. Something.
Olivia: Okay.
O'Neil: As, uh, a. As a perspective shift. And I know I don't. I don't want to open up this can of
worms fully. So if we. If we're not feeling it, worms.
Olivia: Also good. Also great.
O'Neil: Guys. Danny DeVito, not sure he's going to make the full term. Snoopy, not sure if he's
going to make the full term. Baby Groot will make the full term. At the very least, make baby
Groot.
Olivia: The running mate for Snoopy man. Who's not.
O'Neil: I think that one of the amendments to the constitution says that's not allowed, but we can
maybe rewrite the little conversation constitution.
Olivia: The little constitution.
O'Neil: The little constitution.
Olivia: The. Little.
Tyler: Snoopy's running mates is. He's sort of the boss. And all of his running mates are
sort of ineffectual wet blankets.
Olivia: They also need to be. Yeah, they need to have.
Tyler: Yeah, they need to have their own chutzpah, you know?
Olivia: Yeah.
Tyler: I think baby Groot would just won. Cause it's ranked choice voting, obviously.
O'Neil: Yes. That's true for little guys. We do ranked choice voting.
Olivia: I don't know if I can get on board with baby Groot. I don't know what he stands for. I
think he stands for.
O'Neil: He stands for environmentalism, number first and foremost. Environmentalism is number one
for baby grant.
Tyler: Environmentalism. Collective labor.
O'Neil: Collective labor.
Tyler: That's what we are Groot means.
O'Neil: We are Groot. Yes. We are Groot. He's a strong union man. He's strong.
Olivia: I feel like he could be a secretary of the interior, though.
O'Neil: Well, the thing about baby Groot, though, is that he can grow into the position again.
That's the thing we're talking about, boomers.
Tyler: Out of m. As much as I hate to say it, it's like, Snoopy's a boomer.
O'Neil: Yeah, but he's cool.
Olivia: He's a cool boomer.
Tyler: He's a cool cat. Dog.
Olivia: Dog.
O'Neil: Cat.
Tyler: Is there another dog we could run? How about Odie from Garfield?
Olivia: See, I was thinking Odie from Garfield. Cause Garfield was on my list. But then I was like,
Odie's just.
Tyler: A big doofus, though. It'd be like if he got to the presidency, then he would be Georgia
Bush.
Olivia: Yeah.
O'Neil: And also, again, we have to worry about sort of living through the term limit.
Olivia: Yeah.
O'Neil: Olivia, what. What can. What can baby Groot do to get your vote?
Olivia: It's one of those things. I don't like him. Um, I don't like his personality. I don't like
his policies. I can't really think. Like, I don't. There's nothing. I don't. I'm not endeared to
him.
O'Neil: Mhm.
Olivia: And being a little guy, that's like kind of a whole thing is that you kind of need to have
like, oh, he's just a little guy. And I don't really get that from baby Groot because I feel like
he's.
Tyler: He's trying too hard to be a little guy. I know what you mean.
Olivia: Wow. That's too hard to be a little guy. Uh, up so bad that he had to be little. He was not
originally a little guy. He's actually a really big guy.
O'Neil: This is where we might get canceled.
Olivia: He's a really big guy masquerading as a little guy.
O'Neil: Well, baby Groot's different. Baby groots different from baby groots.
Tyler: Actually, old people don't know this about him. Baby groots.
O'Neil: Uh, okay.
Tyler: Used to be a big guy. Not even a little gay. Not even a little guy.
Olivia: I'm, um. Now I'm very sold on the doghouse, though, because I got to think of something. We
got to think of, uh, some other dog or another peanut.
O'Neil: I. If I'm going to throw my vote, it's either between Meowth and we sort of clean his.
We're pro formed.
Tyler: Listen, he is an
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Tyler: advocate for prison reform. Yeah, he was in prison.
Olivia: See, there you go. I'm on board now.
O'Neil: Okay, great. Cool. So I needed more.
Olivia: I needed more lore for Meowth.
O'Neil: That's fair. That's fair.
Olivia: Okay, so President Snoopy and VP Meowth.
O'Neil: Meowth. Great.
Olivia: Formerly of the rocket party and is now on the peanut party.
O'Neil: Yes, a thousand percent. So let's go ahead and design this cabinet here.
Olivia: Okay. So I have a couple suggestions.
Tyler: I also suggest.
O'Neil: Give us, give us.
Olivia: Okay, these are departments of pathetic little guys.
Tyler: Okay.
O'Neil: Pathetic little guys. Yes.
Olivia: Funny little guys. Funny or silly little guys. That's, you know, silly little guys. Silly
little guys.
O'Neil: Silly little guys.
Olivia: Scary little guys.
O'Neil: Scary little guys.
Olivia: Scary and. Or spooky little guys?
O'Neil: Creepy little guys.
Olivia: Creepy little guys.
O'Neil: Yes.
Tyler: See, I have secretary of labor.
Olivia: I also have all of these.
Tyler: Oh, good. I think we just start nominating and build a cabinet.
O'Neil: Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Let's just start nominating.
Tyler: I think we just start nominating and we build the cabinet that way.
Olivia: Got it. Okay. Do we want to go in order? Go in order and see how we.
Tyler: Feel to go first, if that's okay.
Olivia: Yeah, Tyler, go ahead.
Tyler: I would like to nominate my favorite little guys, I think, in the whole wide world. And it's
the soot sprites from spirited away, my neighbor, totoro.
Olivia: Yep.
Tyler: And I would like to nominate them as secretary of energy.
Olivia: I love that. Yes. I didn't have an energy bill. Yes.
O'Neil: Yeah, sure.
Tyler: Yeah, sure.
Olivia: Finish what you started, human. In.
O'Neil: Now, Tyler. The only problem is, and again, this plays against Snoopy. They are definitely
pro coal. They are definitely pro coal.
Tyler: To get them, you have to get that demographic on your side. You have to play. You can't. You
know, again, here's the thing.
Olivia: They're like, okay, uh, you know, this is the way things used to be, but we're. We, the
coal are making the change towards renewable energy. It's sort of a, like, we are not. We are. We
are not what we are made of. You know?
Tyler: I.
O'Neil: Sure. I might buy into that. I don't know if I'm buying.
Olivia: Who else would you suggest for secretary of energy?
O'Neil: Of energy? Uh, could it just be mitochondria?
Olivia: I did have tardigrades on my list.
Tyler: So mitochondria actually is a pretty good powerhouse of cell. The powerhouse of the cell.
O'Neil: They're just little guys, little guy.
Tyler: They're the littlest guys. We've.
Olivia: You know what? You know what? Yeah. Mitochondria.
Tyler: I will accept mitochondria if everyone agrees that the soot sprites are the best little
guys.
Olivia: They are.
O'Neil: They are top tier.
Tyler: They're s tier little guys, you know?
Olivia: Yeah. I think as a group, they're excellent little guys, but there are. Yeah. Okay. Uh,
great. Might.
O'Neil: I might have got the fucking board. Great.
Tyler: Might I suggest the definition of little guys changes by the minute?
Olivia: Secretary of transportation.
O'Neil: Okay.
Olivia: Stuart Little.
O'Neil: Oh, see, I was gonna say secretary of warfare.
Olivia: Oh, see, now I have. I have, um, Eminem, the rapper for the secretary of war.
O'Neil: Eminem.
Tyler: Oh, Secretary of war.
Olivia: He's only five eight. Or defense. Sorry. Yeah, Secretary of defense. I do have Eminem the
rap.
O'Neil: I think it. I think it does need to be warfare. If it's a little guy, he's only five.
Tyler: Secretary of warfare. Stitch from Lilo and Stitch actually stitch is really good.
Olivia: Yeah, Stitch is secretary of defense.
O'Neil: Uh, so why Stewie for Department of Transportation?
Olivia: Um, I think he kind of sees the problems in. Well, see, now, Guido was my second Pick, but
I wanted to sort of put his hat in the ring there. Um, Stewie, here's the
thing. He saw transportation needs Brian.
Tyler: And then something with this Stewie thing. Or is Stewie secretary of science?
Olivia: Secretary of science.
Tyler: Stewie Griffin.
O'Neil: Stewie Griffin.
Tyler: I like that time machine.
Olivia: Snoopy, you dumb bastard.
O'Neil: Snoopy, you fucking fool. Vile dog.
Olivia: Lick the bottom of my tiny shoe.
O'Neil: Okay, so what do we.
Tyler: Finish your bit. Finish your shirt a little bit.
Olivia: Okay. He sees a need for transportation and is able to, like. Okay, well, we have a car.
And that works for him. That works for him for now. Also, uh, known for riding boat diff. You know,
he's. He's. He's kind of familiar with the different modes of transportation and can understand
them on a small scale and then apply them to a much larger scale. He can see the needs that a
bigger guy wouldn't. Ah, see, yes, little guy, Secretary of
defense.
O'Neil: I'm here for it.
Olivia: Also, there's something insane comparison between him and Pete Buttigieg. There's just
something that I.
O'Neil: One
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O'Neil: for one. It's a one.
Olivia: And I know you hate Pete. I know you like Mayor Pete. Okay?
O'Neil: My mom almost works for Pete.
Olivia: I thought she did, and he fired her.
O'Neil: No, no, no.
Olivia: I was like, fuck you, Pete. You betrayed me. You fired O'Neil's mom. I had this idea in my
head, so. Okay, cool. I can get back on the Pete now.
O'Neil: Yeah, we're good on the P train. Yeah. So Stuart little for secretary of transportation.
That's great. Um, Secretary of snacks.
Tyler: Mhm.
O'Neil: Steve from Claudio. The chance of meatballs.
Tyler: Yeah, Steve. Yeah, that's the little guy with the hat.
Olivia: Little guy with the hat, yeah.
Tyler: No arguments there. I'll give you that one.
O'Neil: Secretary of Snacks.
Tyler: All right, can I give you the secretary of labor?
Olivia: Yeah. Cause I don't have one of those.
Tyler: Might I suggest, uh, the Oompa Loompas? And more specifically, Hugh Grant? Oompa Loompa from
Wonka.
O'Neil: Why?
Olivia: Secretary of labor? Yes, very on board with that, actually.
O'Neil: Secretary of labor. Okay. And not the munchkins.
Olivia: Secretary.
Tyler: No.
Olivia: No.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: What are they doing?
Olivia: They have their own nation. That's a separate sovereign state.
O'Neil: That's true.
Olivia: All right, the winkies have their own situation going on, but, yeah, I'm on board with.
With Hugh Grant. Oompa Loompa.
O'Neil: I'm just gonna put Oompa Loompa. Parenthesis, huge secretary.
Olivia: Uh, of being a sleepy little guy. Me after work.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: Okay.
Olivia: All right.
O'Neil: Olivia Fumioti might have a little self promotion in there.
Olivia: I don't think that's serious. But it was a joke that I had written down.
Tyler: So can I have a controversial Pick? I m don't think anyone's gonna have any controversy with
this guy being a little guy. But I think O'Neal's gonna have some controversy. Cause he hates this
movie. But could the secretary of being just a funny little guy being a nasty little guy. Could it
be the alien from Asteroid City?
O'Neil: I had never made it to that part of the universe.
Olivia: I never saw.
Tyler: I need you both to look up the alien from Asteroid City and tell me this. No. For a freaky
little guy.
O'Neil: Honestly, I think Danny DeVito should be the. If we're. If we're talking.
Olivia: Oh, my God, I hate it. Oh, my God, I hate it.
Tyler: No, no, no.
Olivia: I don't. I don't even like looking at it. I've closed the tab. That's the most terrifying
thing I've ever seen. I hate that. Actually, I would. I would. I would migrate to another nation.
That's not a little guy. That's an eldritch horror.
O'Neil: That's funny, though.
Olivia: He's very scary. I hate that. I'm not a scary.
Tyler: He's such a little guy. If you google asteroid city little guy, it's just pictures of the
alien.
Olivia: No, I hate it. Nope. No. Sorry.
Tyler: The first page thing that pops up is a TikTok entitled look at this silly, goofy little guy
in Asteroid City.
Olivia: Secretary of doing a little dance. Alvin and the chipmunks as a group.
O'Neil: Alvin and the chipmunks. Yeah. Department of doing a little dance.
Olivia: Yeah. Secretary. Um, of sweet little guys. Frog and toad.
Tyler: Frog and toad. I don't know about that one. Of being a hungie boy.
Olivia: Kirby, the very hungry caterpillar.
O'Neil: Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby. Should he be the secretary of snacks instead of Steve from cloudy
the chance to be?
Olivia: I agree with that.
Tyler: How about secretary? Not a secretary. What's the person who speaks to the press? The, uh.
Oh, yes.
O'Neil: Press secretary.
Tyler: Money. Suggest this is gonna be a little off base. Pick Rizzo. Uh, from the Muppets.
Olivia: Oh, my God. Wait. He's my m. Secretary of urban planning. Press secretary. I'm 100% with
times. I got your fucking story.
Tyler: Yeah.
Olivia: Sorry. I really. I. I miss Rizzo. Do you know why Rizzo isn't around anymore? Do you know
why they replaced him with baby licking brawn? Do you know why they replaced Rizzo well together?
Do you know where they replaced him?
Tyler: Are you about to tell me something bad that I don't want to know?
Olivia: No. Because the company that made the fabric that they did for all the rats went out of
business, and they have never been able to find a comparable fabric to do repairs on Rizzo the rat
and any of the other rats from the Muppet movies. So they've hence retired the rat.
Tyler: Izzo the rat.
Olivia: Yeah, they had to add Pepperle King Ron because there's no more fabric to fix Rizzo, which
makes me really sad because I love Rizzo.
Tyler: Now, for the secret service, might I suggest, um.
O'Neil: Mhm.
Tyler: The eels from the little Mermaid.
O'Neil: Are they little guys? I don't know if I'll call them little guys.
Tyler: That's fair. Hey, that's fair. If you wouldn't call me.
O'Neil: We do need a secret.
Olivia: They're nasty guys, but I don't know if they're little guys.
O'Neil: Nasty guys. I don't know if they're little guys. And. Hmm.
Olivia: Secret Service. Might I suggest the entire gang from tiny, uh, heist.
Tyler: That's a deep. That's a deep Podcast.
Olivia: I know.
O'Neil: Uh, that's a deep Podcast. Pull. But I kind of like it.
Olivia: I got another one of those in here somewhere. Hold on. Oh, secretary of education. The
professor from puppet history.
O'Neil: I don't
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O'Neil: know.
Olivia: I'm gonna need you to look up the professor from puppet history. Cause he's just a little
guy and his little feet are the best thing in the whole wide world.
O'Neil: Oh, this is. Talk about terrifying Liver.
Olivia: What are you talking about?
O'Neil: That's not my preference. That is not my preference. We'll say that right off the bat.
Tyler: For secret service. For funny little guy. How do we feel about the Jawas from Star wars?
Olivia: Ooh, for secret service.
O'Neil: Secret Service.
Tyler: Hmm.
O'Neil: Now, will they be more effective than Snoopy on his own? That's the thing with Secret
Service. They have to be super effective.
Olivia: Yeah, the g force.
O'Neil: What about the babies from that one spy baby movie? What was that called?
Let me look up the spy babies.
Olivia: Code name two next doors.
Tyler: No, I know spy babies. I do know what you're talking about.
O'Neil: Baby geniuses.
Tyler: Baby geniuses.
Olivia: Baby geniuses.
O'Neil: We get the baby geniuses to be Secret Service.
Olivia: Ken, might I suggest the first pets? These are little guys, but I don't think they have
really any running in the political. In the political sphere.
Tyler: Now, for snoopies, pets.
Olivia: Puffles from club penguin.
Tyler: I was gonna say porgs from Star wars, but that also works I would say puffles over. How can
we get alf in there?
O'Neil: I was gonna.
Olivia: Space Force.
Tyler: Space Force. He's just gonna say wall e. Wall.
Olivia: E. Wall E. Very good. Yeah.
Tyler: How do we get Dobby in there?
Olivia: Dobby. Secretary. I gotta look the other secretary.
O'Neil: Secretary of socks.
Olivia: Secretaries of little feets.
Tyler: Secretary of little feats is pretty funny. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Olivia: Um, the other, uh, secretary of the interior. Just the calico critters.
Tyler: Yeah, sure.
Olivia: The calico critters were originally gonna be my presidential Pick. We're just calico
critters as a whole.
Tyler: Is hermit the frog a little guy or is he.
Olivia: Frog is a little guy. Yeah, I think he's also. He's. He. You know what? He would also be a
very good running mate for Snoopy.
Tyler: Yeah.
O'Neil: Could we do secretary, uh, of just being silly?
Olivia: What do you think on those little guys? Paul Rudd.
Tyler: Paul Rudd is a little guy.
Olivia: He is a little guy.
O'Neil: And sometimes he shrinks down to be a little guy.
Olivia: Yes, that's true.
Tyler: Can I make a suggestion for this? Um, since you guys rejected the alien from, uh, asteroid
city. City. First secretary of nasty little guys.
Olivia: Yeah. Give me a better name.
Tyler: I suggest the original little guy. Salacious crumb. Um, from Star wars.
Olivia: On board. Nasty little guy. Yes, exactly.
O'Neil: Salacious.
Tyler: I'm on board with secretary.
O'Neil: Being a nasty little guy.
Olivia: Uh, I have a secretary of treasury.
O'Neil: Okay.
Olivia: Bilbo Baggins.
O'Neil: Bilbo Baggins.
Tyler: Bilbo Baggin tokes. And I think that disqualifies him for being.
O'Neil: I don't think he can be in government.
Tyler: On the other hand.
Olivia: I'm sorry. Fuck up. Snoopy as jo cool rips sig. Okay, you're not gonna tell me that
because, uh, Bilbo's enjoying some old Toby in the comfort of his own fucking, uh, rabbit hole.
O'Neil: Cause in this day and age, Bilbo's definitely hitting the hash.
Tyler: Bilbo did not inhale.
Olivia: I also have, um. I'm gonna need you to look these guys up. Uh, this is maybe another
secretary of the interior. Secretary of environment. Environment. Whatever that is. Caribbean
seahorses. I'm gonna need you to look these guys up.
O'Neil: Ah.
Olivia: The last time I went to the aquarium, I Saw caribbean seahorses, and they were so small
that I cried, like, a lot. Oh, they're very fucking seahorses. They're little guys.
They're like.
Tyler: Horses are definitely little guys. I'll give you seahorses.
Olivia: Garden. Also garden.
Tyler: Olivia, did you not know what a seahorse was?
Olivia: No, no, no, no. I know that it's a seahorse. I knew that. They are small. These guys are so
fucking small. I wept real tears over caribbean seahorses. Cause they are so fucking small.
Tyler: It's so crazy how much seahorses look like horses, isn't it? It's kind of crazy. We snaw.
Olivia: We snaw. We snaw, indeed. All right, secretary, um, of being a stressed out little guy.
Tutor from bear in the Big Blue House.
Tyler: Tutor.
O'Neil: I love.
Olivia: I love tutor. Screaming compilations. Everything's okay, Bear. I just had to poop.
O'Neil: I love cheddar. I love cheddar from bear. The big House.
Olivia: Uh, let's see. What other guys do I have on the list? Just. I'm just gonna read some names.
You tell me if anything fits for that. Them. Todd from BoJack Horseman. Any Lego minifigure.
O'Neil: I was thinking about the Lego movie characters, but not frogs.
Tyler: What?
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: Oh, uh, Pikachu.
Tyler: We've discussed Pikachu. Not in the cabinet. That's an animal.
Olivia: My cat.
O'Neil: Oh, the snorch.
Olivia: The snorch. And. Or Rupert. You could pick either of them. Both of them. Little guys.
O'Neil: You definitely gotta get the snorch over the snorch. Sort of gambling.
Olivia: Secretary of loafing. This is Norch. Squires, as in the guys who help out knights.
Tyler: Little guys, sure.
Olivia: Berries and cream.
Tyler: Also on the list, cream guy.
Olivia: Uh, Barry B. Benson. Secretary of agriculture.
Tyler: Barry B. Benson was canceled.
O'Neil: Could we say the establishment? White castle. Little guy.
Olivia: Jack in the box. Not a little guy.
O'Neil: Fat.
Olivia: Ah, boy. Little guy.
Tyler: Bounce houses as a concept.
O'Neil: I like that.
Tyler: If we're really throwing out, like, really.
Olivia: Obscure, uh, ant farms.
Tyler: People, when I look at them on the ground from an airplane, any picture.
Olivia: Taken, uh, above the head with a 0.5 lens.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: The artist formerly known as prince.
Tyler: Yeah. Tom Cruise.
Olivia: Tom Cruise. Also on my list, I, uh, also have Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart.
Tyler: Kevin Hart is a Hollywood liberal guy.
Olivia: Uh, gribble, gribble, gribble. Also the yeti that used to sit on my microphone. The sad
hamster. The sad hamster.
O'Neil: And baby yoda.
Olivia: Baby yoder. We got little guys in the House. I also have secretary of being a pathetic
little guy. The pathetic ant meme.
O'Neil: Oh, bindle.
Olivia: Ant bindelant. Yep.
Tyler: Um, how do we feel about the secretary of. Of baby wanting to go to four seasons Orlando?
Olivia: Secretary of tourism.
O'Neil: Secretary of tourism, baby.
Tyler: Who wants to go four seasons Orlando?
Olivia: Baby toad from Mario. The denizens of the mushroom kingdom.
O'Neil: Oh, yeah.
Olivia: Little guys.
Tyler: Midas is just annoying little guy. And that's Chris Pratt. He's an annoying little guy.
Olivia: Um, secretary of business boss baby.
Tyler: How about lazy little. How about secretary being a lazy little guy? That's Garfield.
Olivia: That's Garfield. I don't know. I don't know if Garfield's a little guy.
O'Neil: He's kind of a big boy.
Olivia: He's kind of.
Tyler: You don't think Garfield's a little guy?
Olivia: I don't think.
Tyler: In the new movie that's coming out.
Olivia: The curse in the new Chris Pratt. He's very fluffy. Classic Jim Garfield. Not a little guy.
Winnie the Pooh. And Piglet also could have been running mates, but they're not.
O'Neil: If, uh, you wanted to do secretary of stressed out, that would be. That would go to Piglet.
Olivia: Yeah.
Tyler: Might I also suggest Piglet's big adventure?
Olivia: Secretary Tarzan. Secretary, uh, of war crimes. He just does war crimes. Wonderbot, uh,
from robots.
Tyler: Oh, that's a deep.
Olivia: Oh, yeah, he just does crime.
O'Neil: I would put Woodstock over war crimes, though. Still, I think Woodstock is our a one
criminal.
Olivia: Is Woodstock capable of, like, actual, like, murder?
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: Or manslaughter? Yeah. You think so? No.
O'Neil: Chemical. It's mostly chemical.
Olivia: It's mostly chemical warfare.
Tyler: How about the little kid in SpongeBob that plankton steals his ice cream? M and cause the
tricycle, he's like. And there's only. First I had three ice creams, now I only have one.
Olivia: Might I also suggest. Yeah, because we have secretary of Defense stitch. Secretary of
Snackin. Of snacks, maybe could be Reuben. Experiment 625. The sandwich experiment.
O'Neil: Yeah, the sandwich.
Olivia: He's a little guy.
O'Neil: Unfortunately, we do have Kirby over sandwich. Secretary.
Olivia: Kirby.
Tyler: Kirby is the more.
Olivia: Yeah, he's moral secretary to the secretary.
Tyler: Ruben's a socialist, so he'll never get the popular vote.
Olivia: That's fair.
Tyler: Um, all right, I think we have too many little guys. Is there any?
O'Neil: We got a lot of little guys.
Tyler: Everybody only gets one.
Olivia: Any but anybody? Other little guys.
O'Neil: Last little guys. I have the ants from ant bully.
Olivia: Bully.
O'Neil: Tinkerbell as well. Guy potential of war crimes.
Olivia: Oh, absolutely. Oh, she's. Yeah, she would kill Mister Smee also. A little guy.
Tyler: Smee is also. It's definitely. How do we feel about Captain Jack Sparrow?
O'Neil: I don't know if he counts as a little guy.
Olivia: He does have little guy moments, but I don't think he's a full time little guy.
Tyler: Yeah, same. Probably dip toe in a little guy.
Olivia: All right.
O'Neil: So this time we pick a President of little guys. And we have Snoopy and Meowth running
under the ticket. Snoopy for President for secretary of energy. We have the mitochondria. For
Department of Transportation, we have Stuart Little. For secretary of
snacking, we have Kirby. For secretary of labor, we have Oompa Loopa. Specifically the huge grant
for Department of doing a little dance. We have Alvin and the chip monks.
For press secretary, we have Rizzo. For the space force, we have wall e. For Secretary of Little
Feet, we got Dobby. For Secretary nasty, we got salacious crumb. For the Secret Service, we have
the baby geniuses. For, uh, secretary of being stressed out, we have tutor. For secretary of
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O'Neil: fast food, we have the White Castle franchise. And for secretary of tourism, we
have the four seasons of Orlando baby.
Tyler: Finally, the secretary of Halloween spookily, the square pumpkin.
O'Neil: All right, well, thank you for joining us for Pick a President.
Tyler: We'll see you next week when we pick the President of the United States of America. Stay
tuned. This is decision 2024.
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