Pitches - Episode 30: Cramming Crabs and Surfing Subways
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Cram the Crab: A Mother's Day Sushi Surprise
Tyler J. Henry: Welcome to the podcast podcast podcast business
segment
Tyler: I work at a sushi restaurant. We know this. They feed us, things off the menu
periodically if they're trying something new. Anyway, yesterday, they're like, we're tasting
"sawagani" and then brought out whole crabs, like, little river crabs, like, whole ones.
And they just had, like, some lemon zest on them. And we looked at the chef, and we
were like, chef, we're supposed to put this whole thing in them, in our mouth. He's like,
yeah, bro. They've been poaching in butter for a while.
Olivia: You put an entire crab in your mouth?!
Tyler: I put an entire crab in my mouth. And let me tell you, the taste was great, but the
texture upsetting. Anyway, that's gonna be on our mother's day tasting menu. All the
moms are gonna love it.
Olivia: Hey, mom, I love you so much. Cram this entire crab.
Tyler: Cram this whole river crab in your mouth.
O'Neil: Cram the crab.
Tyler: If there's something that I know about moms, they love large mouthfuls of crab.
O'Neil: Sunday-Sunday-Sunday! Come on down to Uchi and cram the crab with your
mother.
Olivia: "Cram the Crab with your Mother!" episode title.
O'Neil: Welcome to the podcast podcast, podcast! We're making deals, deals and more
deals! We're making more deals than you can handle today on the podcast podcast
podcast. Commissions, trading, acceptances, we're all here, we're making big deals.
Welcome: to the Podcast Podcast Podcast Business Segment! That's right! We're doing
big business. I'm your owner of OHP, llC O'Neil Henry Productions.
Tyler: I'm Tyler J. "Hostile Takeover" Carcara.
Olivia: And I'm Liv. And I own Primary Flower
O'Neil: Welcome to the Podcast Podcast Podcast a, subsidiary of OHP, LLC. That's
right, guys. I have officially formed my LLC I know it's not that big of a business jump,
but, Podcast Podcast Podcast officially a subsidiary of OHP L.L.C. Why is it playing the
Suites Intro now?
Olivia: We're on the grid.
O'Neil: We're on the grid officially.
Tyler: We can write off now. We could get tax breaks on all the money we're bringing in.
Olivia: I know. So much ad revenue, so much pr.
O'Neil: No, it's honestly. So I can save more money on the bullshit I spend money on.
Olivia: I think I'm gonna buy a horse.
O'Neil: Yeah, a horse.
O'Neil: Hell, yeah, dude.
O'Neil: Now, how does that work into our podcast? can you sort of explain?
Olivia: Sorry, I'm gonna turn off subway surfers, so, Tyler, pay attention. so here's the
thing. I don't. Again, I have my fish. They're fine, but they don't really provide a lot of
emotional support. And sometimes you guys do jokes and they hurt my feelings. And I
think it would be nice if I had an emotional support horse to keep me company while
we're recording.
O'Neil: You know what's great about that liver is that we could also sort of tie that into
the Pony Power-Power Hour if we want to bring that around.
Olivia: Listen, O'Neil anytime, any place, I'm willing. I'm on board with The Pony Power-
Power Hour now.
Tyler: Oh, God, I've been betrayed.
Olivia: Hey, we're about to jump into the second half of 2024, and "Yes, And" is the way
we're doing it, so.
O'Neil: Exactly.
Olivia: I'm kind of gonna put, like, a Jim Carrey "Yes Man" situation, I think, with the rest
of,
O'Neil: You heard it here first, folks. Summer 2024. "No, But" is out, "Yes, And" is in.
Olivia: Yes, man.
O'Neil: Yes, man. But, yeah, this is the Podcast Podcast Podcast: Official Business
Podcast.
Now, does anybody else have anything off the top of their hearts they
want to choose
Now, does anybody else have anything off the top of their hearts, they want to get into
the podcast before we spin "The Wheel of Choosing"?
Tyler: Should I chew some more yogurt on mic before we get going?
O'Neil: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
Olivia: 10 seconds of that. But it needs to stop at exactly 10 seconds. I need all noises
to stop after 10 seconds. Just really make a fucking meal out of it, Carcara. Just really
lean in. It's not just for women, it's for men eating yogurt too.
O'Neil: Yeah, get that Eq. I'll make sure to make it a little bit brighter. Yep, yep. All right,
no more. Cut it!
Olivia: I came
O'Neil: And the wheel. • "The Wheel of Choosing"! Spin it! Oh, going up first.
O'Neil: Tyler.
Olivia: Nepo Baby Carcara!
O'Neil: Ah, right.
Olivia: I like that last clap on the wheel of choosing where it's just like.
O'Neil: Hey, yeah, yeah, let's go.
O'Neill and I saw a motion picture a couple days ago
Tyler: All right, so a couple days ago, O'Neil and I saw a motion picture in a cinema.
O'Neil: couple days ago.
Tyler: What was that? Yeah, Wednesday. Wednesday.
O'Neil: What did we see Wednesday?
Tyler: "I Saw the TV Glow"
O'Neil: Wasn't that yesterday?
Tyler: That was the day before yesterday.
O'Neil: Ah, shit.
Tyler: Oh. Anyway, a long story short, this is not about "I Saw the TV Glow". This is
about a broader pop cultural issue that I have.
O'Neil: Okay?
Tyler: Yeah, we saw this film "I Saw the TV Glow", and it has with no spoilers. An
exceedingly ambiguous ending.
O'Neil: Yes.
Olivia: Yeah, that's what I've heard.
O'Neil: Yeah, it does.
Tyler: And we were in a theater, with a lot of people. It was, you know, it's not technically
out yet. It's just LA tends to show things. Before, it was just like preview screenings at
one theater in LA.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: And the girls behind
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Tyler: us, when the movie ended, the first thing they said, I don't know if you caught this
one, O'Neil
O'Neil: I was listening.
Tyler: "Ugh! I'm gonna need to watch an explainer video on this one."
Olivia: Oh, my God.
So what you're tackling is media literacy, Gen Z
So what you're tackling is media literacy,
O'Neil: GEN Z! GEN Z! GEN Z!
Tyler: And my sort of first reaction was, oh, we're cooked. Culture's over. Culture's
cooked. Culture is controlled by Screen Rant
O'Neil: Screen Rant won the culture war.
Tyler: Media literacy is over. And this podcast that I'm pitching today is: O'Neil Olivia,
and Tyler Save the Culture.
Olivia: I love that.
O'Neil: Wow. Interesting. Okay. I love how you think we're qualified for this, but I'm here
for it. Let's do it.
Olivia: charge me back up. Get me going again. I have another one in me. I know it.
Tyler: I just think.
O'Neil: Olivia said "Give me the fucking culture. Put it in my hands. I'm gonna morph it,
fucking go, mold it into the clay, put into the fires. It's gonna come out looking like David
Bowie, but it's fine."
Tyler: I just think. I think too many, you know, why culture is dead. Too many people are
looking for the culture. They're not making the culture. You know what I mean?
O'Neil: I mean, that is the sort of the conceit of this show, Tyler. But what's the actual
podcast idea?
Tyler: The actual podcast idea is each week we're going to tackle some- some other
way the culture is cooked. And we're going to -we're going to uncook it.
O'Neil: All right, Tyler, let's. Let's start here.
Tyler: We're going to put it back in the fridge. We're going to unwrap, you know.
O'Neil: Okay. Okay. We're going to uncook. Okay. So it's like that sort of Tik Tok video
where the guy, like, takes cooked food and then uncooks it and.
Tyler: Then puts it back.
O'Neil: So we're gonna be.
Olivia: We're gonna uncook -"Tyler, O'Neil and Olivia Uncook Everything" "...Uncook
Media."
Tyler: Or we could just do "Explainer" videos. We'll probably get way more popular off of
that.
O'Neil: I mean, that's. That's the sort of thing is an Explainer file.
Olivia: The video essays that I could write. O'Neil I need you to put. I need you to
register a new LLC because I'm making videos for OHP now.
O'Neil: We can just put it under a DBA.
O'Neil: It's fine. We'll register it
Tyler: because, listen.
O'Neil: Yeah, let's get to why.
Tyler: This is just an example theory. Taco Bell. McDonald's. They're
on the boycott list
Tyler: Listen, girl behind us at the movie theater, you just watched the movie. What do
you think happened? Yeah, what do you think happened?
Olivia: You sat with your own thoughts, if you've had any.
O'Neil: I have a philosophy. All right. yeah. McDonald's. This is an example. This is just
an example theory. Yeah, actually, I won't use McDonald's. They're on the boycott list.
Taco Bell. Taco Bell creates food, and then some people get food from uchi, and then
some people get food from Taco Bell, and some people sort of go in between and get
food from Uchi and Taco Bell. You know, the different qualities. Right? Some people just.
Tyler: Place of employment loves the call out.
O'Neil: Yeah, sure. Hashtag call out, non spon'. Some people just need the Taco Bell
Some people just need the explainers and the - the sort of cultural slop and that's a
business model, and that's a, Ah, need being filled. You know what I'm saying? But I
think what we could do is sort of serve those people, get them from Taco Bell up to
Chipotle. You know what I'm saying?
Tyler: That's what I'm saying. There's just like, a base level where it's like. I'm not asking
you to fully understand and comprehend all of the thematic elements of "I Saw the TV
Glow"
Olivia: You deserve better.
Tyler: I'm just asking you to at least think about it for a day before going straight to an
explainer video to have it explained to you. Now, you could go to an explainer video, but
think about it yourself first.
O'Neil: Okay, I get that. I'm wondering, though, Tyler, because as I was describing this, I
think what I landed on is that's what your big pictures are doing, where it's like. It's not
necessarily an explainer, it's a critique. Right? That's the next level up.
This is a podcast that teaches critical thinking about media and
culture
So where. Where is this? Where is this landing? This - Where's this podcast landing?
This- This. The.
O'Neil: What did you call it again?
Tyler: "O'Neil, Olivia, and Tyler Save the Culture"
O'Neil: Save the culture. So how are we saving the culture if that that middle ground
does exist already? So what do we. What do we do?
Tyler: People aren't going to it. Here's. We're going to- listen.
O'Neil: I will say the big picture is a much bigger podcast than ours, so I will say that
people are going to it.
Tyler: This is less about directing people. This is more about providing people the tools
they need.
O'Neil: Oh.
Tyler: to become media literate.
O'Neil: Okay.
Olivia: All right. Yeah. Here's your lined paper.
O'Neil: Uh-huh.
Olivia: And your math puzzles, your little equations. And you're going to learn to do this
yourself.
Tyler: ••••• ••••• because here's my theory. People didn't pay attention in high school
English, so now when they see a movie, they do not grasp the metaphors that are
happening.
O'Neil: Tyler, can you. Can I pitch you a name for this podcast?
Tyler: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
O'Neil: The Cornell Notes Podcast
Olivia: Why did they make us learn Cornell note taking? Why did they make us do. Is
that a requirement? If you can.
Tyler: I didn't have to do this.
O'Neil: You didn't do Cornell notes?
Tyler: Oh, great.
O'Neil: You missed, an intrinsically, unuseful note taking method, which is the Cornell
notes method. Okay, so this is a culture that teaches, This is a podcast that teaches
critical thinking when it comes to understanding media and just the culture in general.
So we teach you. We don't tell you our thoughts on the rap-
Tyler: No, this is not about. I don't want to tell my side. I don't want to do explainer
videos. I just want people to think for themselves when they watch a movie.
O'Neil: A tool.
Olivia: Like, so, like, one could be like, okay, so here's how you're going to evaluate this
movie, or you're going to look at this movie through a certain lens. Here's a feminist
lens. Here's an ecological lens. Here's a political lens.
Tyler: Why I think so many people didn't like killers of the flower moon m is. They're like,
"well, the main character was a bad person. Why am I supposed to, Like, I didn't enjoy
this?" And you're like, "well, no, you have to, think about it for five minutes." Why do you
think he was a bad person? You know, think about it for five minutes.
O'Neil: Okay. I do think that this is a good idea. I don't think, as a podcast, we could just
say, here's a movie. Now sit there and think for five minutes, and then there's five
minutes of silence. I don't know.
Tyler: It would be great though.
O'Neil: That would be a funny bit, but I don't know if that makes good podcasts. So can
we sort of use this as an idea to explore different methods of. So, again, sort of hitting
Tyler: .....the Literati....
Tyler: Coastal elite podcast we've ever pitched. This is an extremely intellectual podcast.
O'Neil: Yeah, I love it.
Tyler: We're teaching a high school level english class. But here's. But here's what we
do, is we're not talking about, like, lord of the flies or any of that boring shit. We're
talking about. We're going to go. We're going to. We're going to, much like your cool
high school english teacher, provide the lyrics for one of Drake and Kendrick's rap beef
songs. And then we'll sort of break it.
O'Neil: Down poetically using different.
Tyler: Okay, so this meter rhyme. Similar.
Olivia: Pentameter.
O'Neil: Yes, I am the pentameter. Sure. This is what I want to say, though. I think this
podcast is. We take the different tools of critical analysis, and we explain how each one
applies to.
Olivia: Yeah, we can use an example movie. What if we use the same movie every
week?
O'Neil: That would be. Well, then that was.
Tool for takes is good. Tools for takes. Podcasting tools, not takes
I do think that would shift the idea sort of into that.
Tyler: Side note, there is a very good YouTube series called "I Ate the Whole Plate"
which is using all the different forms of critical analysis and applying it to Michael Bay's
Transformers
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: So it's like, this week, I'm explaining feminist theory in film, but we're using
Michael Bay's.
O'Neil: I like that.
Tyler: That's a very good YouTube series that everyone, uh-huh.
O'Neil: Should watch. I think we could do that instead of going one specific thing. I think
we make one episode that, and we just go down the list for a critique. so, you know, we
take. If we're doing the rat beef, we take poetic analysis, we take social analysis. We
take all the different sort of analyses, the different lenses you can apply to a thing and
use those not necessarily to fully dissect them, but more so saying this applies here
because this.
Olivia: Yeah, and, like, here's how character motifs work. And, like, here's how a visual
motif works here, how, like, you could imply, like. Like, here's how music works.
O'Neil: Like, and we go, oh, you want.
Olivia: To learn about musical? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, here's how Star Wars
used music to tell you. Han Solo, Leia, Luke, Darth Vader.
O'Neil: Yes, yes.
Tyler: Every frame of painting, but a podcast.
O'Neil: Yes, yes, yes. And also.
Olivia: But,
O'Neil: And it doesn't have to be just movies. It can be music. I mean, this is a little
Hollywood. Junior Tyler, I will say, like, you're creeping into Hollywood.
Olivia: This is more tools, because .....that's not our takes. We're giving tools. Yeah, our
whole thing is movies, O'Neil That's kind of our shtick, guys.
O'Neil: Podcast name: Tools not Takes? let me look into it.
Tyler: We're not casting judgment on I Saw the TV Glow, we're just providing you the
tools necessary to form your own takes. Yeah, tools for takes.
O'Neil: "Tools for Takes"? "Tools for Takes" is good. Tools For Takes. Wait, can it be like,
"Cash 4 Cars", with the number 4?
Olivia: Cars 4 Kids.
O'Neil: Let me make sure that for "f o r" is not taken, though, okay? Yeah, both. Both of
those are great. "Tools 4 Takes".
Olivia: 4 takes.
O'Neil: That's great.
Olivia: I love it.
O'Neil: Tools for takes.
Olivia: I actually am very on board with that.
O'Neil: Tools. Do you want it? Do you want. Okay, Tyler, I'll put both in there. You could
decide at the end.
How do we make this podcast funny? Let's start there
All right, cool. Let's do podcast segment, though, real quick. So how would this be
podcast, essentially? Because I think that's one thing we haven't been
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doing as much lately, is, like, dissecting how this.
Tyler: Yeah, we end up doing that in between.
O'Neil: In between. And I think that needs to be part of show. So, one, how do we make
this funny? Let's start there.
O'Neil: Are we gonna bring
Tyler: O'Neil does it have to be fucking funny?
O'Neil: Yes. This is a comedy FUCKING podcast.
Olivia: Here's the thing. Here's the. Here. This is the thing that I think we're missing
sometimes, huh? Sometimes the comedy doesn't need part of the pitch. Sometimes it
just shows up when we're doing the.
O'Neil: That's true. That's true. That's true.
Olivia: The three of us trying to do a thing, and it's like, we're gonna. We're gonna
explain it, but then one of us gonna crack a joke.
Tyler: I would argue, inherently, the pitch of this podcast itself, where we each pitch a
podcast, is not inherently funny.
Olivia: No.
Tyler: In fact, I think with three different people, it would be inherently unfair.
O'Neil: That's true. That is true.
Tyler: So I'm all for let's - let's explain this. And then, you know, I think there's just a way,
we need a term for when a podcast pitch itself is inherently unfunny, but, we sprinkle
some of our comedy juices on it.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: And that's where...
Olivia: I did just come, so. And see, that's what I'm talking about. You're not realizing
that we are the spine on this creature, okay? It does not exist without us, supporting it,
you know?
O'Neil: Okay. Okay.
Tyler: So here's how we do.
O'Neil: Here's.
Tyler: Here's the premise of the podcast.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: Each week, we pick one thing from the culture, okay? This week, it could be the
rap beef. It could be the movie we saw.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: Whatever it is.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: Something that deserves a critical analysis. But instead of doing the critical
analysis, we discuss the ways in which that can be applied to this movie.
O'Neil: So do each of us bring lenses in which to.
Tyler: Yes, because that's the thing is you're not, not every angle applies to everything.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: You know, so what I think it is is each of us brings one,
O'Neil: Just one?
Tyler: See, I'm wondering how long this is going to be.
O'Neil: Yeah, that's the thing. If we're not actually providing the analysis and just sort of
giving the background of the analysis, then how the analysis could work, but we're not
actually giving our own takes on the analysis, then I think, you know, it is a lot more
academic and a lot more surface level
Tyler: You know what I think it is, is I think instead of picking one thing in the pop culture
and then applying many things to that is we pick one type of analysis and we pick many
things to apply it to as examples.
Olivia: Cause with the tools for the take, not the actual media, that we are applying the
tools.
Tyler: And I think the way we can worm our way into, into
Olivia: ...jokes and bits...
Tyler: Jokes and bits is we have to think that thing is we have to apply this analysis to
certain media.
O'Neil: Okay. Yes, all media.
Tyler: Yes, all media. So it's basically like, I think each, we pick a topic for the week.
Like .... This week, we're going to talk..
O'Neil: The Bechdel test, for instance.
Tyler: Yes. We're going to talk in feminist theory. That's not a great, that's sort of a sub
header.
O'Neil: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Olivia: the bare minimum...
Tyler: you know, there are a lot of bad movies that apply. That, that applies to.
Olivia: Yeah, that's true.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tool for takes is a feminist cultural product that applies to everything
Okay, so like feminist lens, you know, feminine.
Tyler: This sequence.
O'Neil: Exactly.
Tyler: I can bring the Kendrick Drake beef.
Tyler: A very feminist cultural product.
O'Neil: Mm Yeah. Okay. I mean, I know. So we take, we go from, you know, probably
applies to. Probably doesn't apply. I like that.
Tyler: Yeah, well, everything applies to everything. Is this, that's true.
O'Neil: Yeah. But these are just the tools. These are just the tools you could possibly do.
Olivia: We're gonna change the youth's lives. They're gonna, they're gonna be like, I
didn't want to read Lord of the Flies. And it's like, tune into "Tools 4 Takes"
Tyler: Tune in to "Tools 4 Takes" and we'll tell you how.
Olivia: It's cool.
Tyler: We aren't going to tell you what the ending of I Saw the TV Glow means, but we'll
tell you how to make your form your own decision on how form your own thoughts on it.
O'Neil: Yeah, I like it. I like it.
Olivia: I like enjoy "Tools 4 Takes".
Tyler: And we're three, and we're a bunch of tools. You know.
Olivia: If you want tour store takes. Listen to Hollywood Junior.
Tyler: You know the podcast that we release every four months?
O'Neil: Yeah. It's like three months.
Tyler: If we had more. We barely have time to record this podcast. Otherwise I would do
that one bi weekly.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: Yeah.
O'Neil: And now it's time for the wheel of choosing. Spinny. Ooh, it's me.
Olivia: Big Business O'Neil
Tyler: Welcome one.
O'Neil: Welcome all.
We need to break it down and pick a president. We can't rely on the
electoral college anymore
All right, It's time to pick a president! Pick a, pick a president! Pick a president! Pick a,
pick a president! Pick a president! Pick a, pick a president! Guys, welcome to "Pick a
President". We can't rely on
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the electoral college anymore. We can't. What are we gonna do? We can't. We can't
decide. We can't let the voters out there decide on what president we're gonna have.
And guess what, guys? There's too much. All right? The American. Do you know
"Byron"? "Byron"s got too much control.
O'Neil: All right?
O'Neil: We need to break it down. So we need to. We need to break it down and pick a
president. Pick a. Pick a president. Here's the podcast. It's kind of like our blunt rotation
podcast. Every week, we pick a category, like, for instance, like movies. And then we
decide who the president of movies is going to be. We offer up our candidates, and
then we also build up the cabinet, and we sort of adjust the boundaries of what they
are. The president over. And then maybe we even get a little bit more into legislature
and law. You know, what laws do we think they would enact?
Olivia: Poison ivy. Secretary of, agriculture.
O'Neil: And so this is the thing. We elect our candidates, right? We each choose our
candidates, and then we maybe talk about the cabinets that they would have. Who's
going to be the secretary if we do, you know, agriculture. Who's going to be the
secretary of potatoes? And maybe that is Ronald McDonald. Or, maybe it's just that
electric potato that you use to make a clock. You know, who knows? An AI potato.
Olivia: O'Neil I need you to understand the potato is not. It's not an electric potato. It's
inherently electric, but it's not an electric potato.
O'Neil: Maybe your potatoes aren't electric.
Olivia: Maybe your potatoes aren't electric.
O'Neil: Maybe your potatoes aren't electric. Olivia. Right? My potatoes are fucking
running this whole studio. Olivia.
Tyler: Did you just assume his potatoes electricity?
O'Neil: Did you assume the conductivity of my potato? Thank you.
Olivia: Thank you. Take it.
O'Neil: Take a break. Take a lap.
Olivia: Going home.
Tyler: Yeah, take a fucking lap and think about your fucking life.
O'Neil: Bigot. You fucking what's the classification of a potato?
Tyler: it's. I think it's a spud.
O'Neil: Yeah, you fucking spud bigot. That sounds racist. He spigoted. oh.
O'Neil: You missed a really funny, really funny,
Tyler: funny portmanteau
O'Neil: spigot.
Olivia: Oh, fuck. Huh? I love your portmanteaus, Tyler. Speak it again. Say it. Words.
Tyler: It's not funny if I. It's not even funny if you say you a bigot. O'Neil is like, you're a
potato bigot. What's that called? What's a. And I said, it's a spud. What are potatoes?
What's their.
O'Neil: Man, this is poison.
Tyler: Huh? And I said, they're called spuds. You know? And then I said, it's.
O'Neil: The podcast poison podcast, where we just explain the jokes of our podcast.
Somebody write that down.
Olivia: I know some autistic people who would fucking love that shit.
O'Neil: Let me write it down.
Drafting is the best podcast format, I think,
Anyway, anyway, this is pick a president, where we elect and create cabinets. Now,
what do you guys think about this idea? How do you guys feel about this?
Tyler: Sounds extreme.
Olivia: We have no other options.
O'Neil: Yeah. I mean, yes, I love.
Olivia: I do like our little drafting podcasts, because sometimes I do think about the
nightmare blunt rotation of having Ellie from.
Tyler: Here's the thing,
O'Neil: Guys? President of the apocalypse. Yeah.
Tyler: That drafting is the best podcast format.
O'Neil: Is it?
Tyler: Yeah, that's my hot take. I think. It's in any sense.
Olivia: Look at this, man. You tell me he hasn't done a fantasy draft.
Tyler: Well, no, no, no. But, like, obviously, on sports podcasts, they do bits where it's,
like, draft the teams you think are gonna blow up this summer from first class. It's just a
great format for podcasting.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: Then there's the movie drafts. I've always. You, know, movie drafts, always good.
It's just wrestling character drafts. Wrestling drafts. Like, a draft, I think, is just. It
provides inherent.
O'Neil: Its form and structure.
Tyler: Structure and tension. It is inherent structure and a little game that you're playing
at the same time.
O'Neil: But I want to go again. I'm doing my election series right now, and I will again. I
got. I'm looking at the timer on the gemuffin, and it's. It's almost down. So I almost. I'm
almost done cooking on this gemuffin, and that'll be not an election podcast, but this
election series.
Tyler: Could we pick a supreme court and a congress as well
I want to get into the legal sort of framework. I want to explain, because, you know,
Tyler, for tools, for takes, you're giving people the tools on how to understand, you
know, takes and cultural ideas and stuff like that. For this one, I just want people to
understand how the executive branch works, and I want to do that through pick a
president where we make somebody.
Tyler: Might I make a suggestion instead?
O'Neil: Uh-huh.
Tyler: Could this be instead,
O'Neil: uh-huh.
Tyler: A sort of, Could we pick a supreme court and a congress as
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Tyler: well? And those don't have to be individual people.
Tyler: Those can be
O'Neil: branches and groups. So if we did, like, president of fast food, maybe the
president is, let's just say, Ronald McDonald, a real shit deal. And then. But Congress is
just Taco Bell. And then the supreme court is the Burger King's court. and it's just one
person until we maybe just create.
Olivia: I like that dairy queen and the Burger king.
O'Neil: Making Dairy Queen and the borger- Burger King. And that's our border king.
Olivia: Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Whopper. Unconstitutional. Whopper. Whopper.
O'Neil: Yeah. So maybe I do like that as sort of a framework that does change the sort
of concept from pick a president to something else. But. Oh, Olivia's got something.
Olivia: There is. The bit that I have is it's like a voter's choice thing, and it's like, "BK!
have it your way!"
O'Neil: That's definitely how the campaign works.
Olivia: Subway, you get to choose your meats. Yeah, you get to choose your sandwich.
Arby's. We have the meats. They're the incumbent.
O'Neil: they're sort of. Okay, I do. I do think that's an, ah, interesting idea, Tyler. But I do
think what Olivia is saying where we come up with campaign slogans for our people.
Tyler: I agree.
O'Neil: That's going to be better for podcasts. So I think each of us brings.
Olivia: I think, okay, here's the thing. If it comes to a thing where we're like, there is
something that perfectly fits the Supreme Court for this specific category, we can throw
that in. But I don't think it necessarily has to be a built in part.
O'Neil: Cause I think maybe this is what we do, right? Maybe we pick the president and
then we build out their cabinet, and then we just throw some ideas. Some spaghetti at.
Olivia: Mouthfeel.
O'Neil: That's why I picked it. That's why I picked it, guys. And then at the end, we just
sort of throw some spaghetti at the wall for what the congress and supreme court could
be. Love. yeah, I like this president. That is my, idea. A little short on my. My end. sorry. I
usually come fully flexible ideas.
Olivia: A pitch is a pitch. Hey, you're running on my kind of game here. I actually have a
pitch this week, so it's you know, you never know. So, president.
O'Neil: All right, cool. And with that, olivia, what's that?
Primary flower uses American-style primary flour for baking and
decorating
O'Neil: AAAAAAD!
O'Neil: Gimme dat AAAAAAD!
Olivia: You ever wish you could go back the way things were when things Americans
had in their homes were made by american hands?
O'Neil: You saw. That was the accent.
Olivia: Well, at Primary Flower, everything is made in America by Americans. here at
Primary Flower, we've been able to keep the american tradition of making things at
home alive With Primary Flour you've got a keystone of the american diet. Bread,
biscuits, grandma's cooking flour. Here at american flour, we believe in simplicity.
Dusting off your hands after a long day of work and pretending flour is drugs. Dime
bags, eight balls, kgs. Primary Flour.
O'Neil: Okay. I like it. Expanding its face.
Tyler: Oh, like flour. Like. Like the cooking bread. I'm. Yeah, yeah.
O'Neil: Is that it?
Olivia: You were kind of talking over the last.
O'Neil: No, no, no. I get it. Thank you for sponsoring the show. Primary flour, an all
american flour, f o f l u o r. Flour. for cooking, sort of using. For props for cocaine, and
also just being a nice. Did you say using it for. For climbing? Is that sort of what you
were saying? Dusting your hands off? Can you use flour as sort of grippy chalk?
Olivia: You kind of want to go, I don't know. Hey, Google, show me this man's balls. Tell
me.
O'Neil: I don't know what that's to do with flour. Now, could you now with dipping your
balls, your testicles, in flour? Is that similar to baking soda?
Olivia: Would you taste that? Would it feel slightly.
O'Neil: Would it slightly like yeast....
Tyler: making grains taste anything?
O'Neil: Making bread with taint yeast is something.
Olivia: People have been doing it with their yeast infections. It's nasty.
O'Neil: Rate us five stars on Spotify.
Tyler: Googling now!
O'Neil: Like us on YouTube. Follow us on YouTube. Goddamn, please.
Tyler: That's a great...
O'Neil: Website Website Website. biz. Go find us on there. Jesus Christ. he says Christ.
You, can find all of our stuff at website website website. biz. We're on the socials. @
TriplePCast I know it's been a little bit since we posted, but we're gonna have
Cornwallace moving into the old OHP studios. We'll be updating those soon. any other
plugs besides your taint yeast bread?
Olivia: if you have the opportunity.
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Olivia: This is serious. I'm being serious now. if you have the opportunity to support,
Project: Olive Branch to help folks who are trying to get out of, Rafa and the Gaza area,
I would seriously consider, supporting the creators who are sponsoring, families.
O'Neil: Yeah, we'll change the description to a link to where you can support project
olive.
Olivia: Yep.
Tyler: Wow. I really wish I made my plug first.
O'Neil: Go ahead and plug your unimportant plug, Tyler.
Tyler: Go to talentalone.com to check out my article we just published about monkey
man and indie action film.
Olivia: Yeah, great flick. Loved it.
O'Neil: Monkey man, top tier. We might have a Hollywood junior roundup about, all the
other thing where.
Olivia: Like, I feel like the Gen Z's would be like, m. I'm gonna need an explainer on the
ending of that movie.
O'Neil: That one was pretty straightforward.
Tyler: I feel like that was pretty straightforward.
Olivia: anyway, yeah.
O'Neil: go check out talent alone. Go to website website website . biz, support Project:
Olive Branch
Virtual reality is the future of podcast. Like it or not, virtual reality is
here to stay
O'Neil: And with that, Liver
Olivia: Apple Vision Pro, Google Glass, Oculus Rift, Meta Quest Pro. Like it or not,
virtual reality is here to stay. And VR is the future. My pitch this week: The podcast.
Podcast. Podcast. The virtual experience.
O'Neil: Oh.
Olivia: Now, how do you make a. A podcast a VR experience? Let me tell you.
O'Neil: 3D sound.
Olivia: that's it exactly. So it's 3d sound. No visuals.
O'Neil: Okay. It's on Olivia.
Tyler: No, no, no.
Olivia: Let me finish the fucking pitch.
Olivia: You put on the goggles. You've entered into the podcast podcast podcast zone.
All right? You then have to wander the space to find the room that we're doing the bits
from, kind of in, like, a "Sleep No More" kind of situation. I like it where we have different
podcasts going on in different studios. 3d space.
O'Neil: And you just kind of open a door. You open.
Olivia: You open the door into OHP. Okay. And you walk into the OHP house. Okay.
O'Neil: Great idea.
Olivia: Or the different rooms Spotify. You walk into the Podcast Podcast Podcast. You
walk into, You walk into Hollywood Junior And then you go up the stairs. All right. And
then. What's that? Olivia's new video essays? Individual Element! I'm saying that we
can create a virtual experience for podcast. Finally, we're embracing the future of
technology.
Olivia: Fuck AI.
Olivia: I'm here for VR. I want a 3D scape for our podcast. They have to find us first if
they want to listen. But they do get to listen.
Tyler: Finally. Finally, with the power of virtual reality, we can experience the concept of
three pals in a room talking to each other.
O'Neil: Yes. Yes.
Tyler: The future is now.
O'Neil: We're here. We're here. That's actually. This is a fantastic business concept of
you. You are sort of slightly stepping on my gemuffin. but we don't have to get there yet.
Olivia: Oh, really?
O'Neil: Am I. I do like this. Can we just call it the ring reverse? Because that's
essentially what you're doing. That's a podcast joke. Joke.
Tyler: The Potter verse.
O'Neil: Potterverse.
Olivia: Nope, that's too close. JK's got her dirty little fingers all over that.
Tyler: No, but with D's.
O'Neil: Podder. Podderverse.
Olivia: Heavy podder - der der der.
O'Neil: no, I like this. That's a fantastic, like, concept of just, like, being able to go into
different rooms. I mean, you could also do this with, like, almost, like, YouTube videos,
except where you'd need 3D cams, but you could just, like, open the door and, like, it's
fucking Brian David Gilbert's there just yelling about Sonic.
Olivia: Blasphemy.
Tyler: I've never beheld the false sonic. Oh, closing that door.
O'Neil: I think this is a good concept.
House of pod is a concept that could be explored in future podcasts
Now, if we're going to do this as its own podcast, right? If we're going to sort of do this
as its own sort of podcast conception, what would that be like?
Olivia: Well, so, okay, kind of in the way that we have the great american walking tours,
we kind of have, like, an intro or the three of us kind of explaining the idea. And then,
you know, there could be a thing where we have, like, three episodes that are all going
at the same time, maybe different properties, but they do overlap in some way. And
depending on when you are at certain places, you catch certain parts of an overarching
story, kind of. Again, sleep no more, style.
O'Neil: Sleep no more.
Olivia: Are we going to have little Easter eggs that are tying all the pieces together?
And what's that? Oh, you've gone into the backyard. Just bird noises.
O'Neil: Oh, an environmental sort of situation. So this is a- a house of pod..
Olivia: "The House of Pod" New drag house just dropped. House of podcast. Ru Paul,
I'm coming for your fucking crown. so house of pod. And then,
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Olivia: like, you know, you have your more, like, polished stuff, but then you go in the
basement and we're just fucking hot box in the basement. Chill. Hangout talk. Okay, so
is one of those couch podcasters now?
O'Neil: So, okay, so this one require us. this is almost like couch podcast. This is almost
like Tyler's short film sort of thing where we have to just make up random podcasts that
aren't pod, pod, pod specific, but just like, different podcasts that could exist that we
could cut in and out of. I like narrative perspective.
Olivia: We could kind of do, like, a Monty python sort of thing where it's like, it's just the
concept that is silly. We don't necessarily need a punchline kind of thing.
O'Neil: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I do like the Monty Python aspect a lot, actually. This is a
good, like, almost like a virtual Monty Python podcast experience.
Olivia: don't you mean Monty pod thon.
O'Neil: Thank you. Thank you. Montypod thon, please. Thank you. Thank God. okay,
this is very interesting. What is the overall? I guess there doesn't really need to be an
overall thematic tone.
Olivia: No.
O'Neil: Different house.
Olivia: Oh, what's this? A new listing? We've got new shows in here for you today.
O'Neil: Okay. Okay, so it is the house, but it is the house that has the overall.
Olivia: But I also kind of. Yeah, I kind of also like the idea of being able to, like, kind of,
you know how like, a lot of like, video games now are like, like proximity based where,
like, if your avatar is closer to another avatar, you can, like. You, like, you can like, kind
of hear the other podcast going on in the other room a little bit. But like, so you know,
you're kind of used to coming to this house here in the podcast that we've got going on.
What's that new sound? We need to launch a new show. Different room. New room just
opened up. What's in the garage?
O'Neil: So this is essentially taking the podcast, podcast, podcast. And just juicing it the
fuck up with, our ultimate feed drop, which is the house of pod.
Olivia: We give it real estate in a virtual spot.
Tyler: I love the idea in concept. I really like the idea to win
Tyler: Now, here's my thing. Here's my thing. Not house of podcasts. Not to provide, I
just want to provide a little, pushback because I do love the concept in pure podcast
form. What you're pitching here is not actually a virtual reality experience. You're just
describing us walking you through a house. What you're describing for us is a clip show.
What?
Olivia: No, so what I'm doing is the like, environment. We're not, we're not walking you
through. It's like, oh, welcome through the front door. Here's what's gonna happen.
We're gonna go do podcasts now. You explore the space.
O'Neil: And then I do a little walking sound thing.
Olivia: There's some choice here.
Tyler: How do we do that literally? How do we do that literally? Cuz here's the thing.
Because here's my thing. Here's my thing. Let me, let me. We are not VR program
designers.
O'Neil: No, no, no.
Tyler: This has to be done in a Spotify feed podcast.
Olivia: Yes, yes.
Tyler: With what you're describing, huh? Is a clip show kind of where you're like, now
you're in the garage again, listening to ten minutes of Hollywood junior. Now you've
wandered into the backyard and it's the fucking blunt rotation.
Olivia: Here's the other thing that we could do.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: This could be sort of a, ARG multimedia sort of situation. So instead of having,
like, this audio space, which again, I like the idea of wandering through darkness until
it's like, oh, here's analysis of wizard of Oz nobody asked for. What if it was just a
website and you clicked on the different rooms? I don't fucking know.
O'Neil: Oh, actually like that a lot.
Olivia: We've created our own house.
O'Neil: Olivia, can I pitch you on this? This is interesting. This is really interesting. We
have our bit depth list, right? These are ideas and concepts that we have that aren't.
That are too good to be like, just regular old feed drops. They're like projects and stuff
like that. But then we have the rest of. Of it.
O'Neil: What if we take those ideas and put them in the house of pod.
Olivia: The giblets.
O'Neil: Yeah, the giblets. And then we could just sort of scatter them about. And we
don't have to do full segments on them. We just have to do enough the funnest parts of
those podcast pitches. And that's our sort of recycle program. I like this a lot.
Tyler: You're still describing a clip show, but I am interested.
O'Neil: Well, again, Tyler, Monty Python, you're a.
Olivia: Clip show right now.
O'Neil: I don't really agree, but it's sound.
Tyler: Design is the idea, in the concept. I love the idea in concept. If one of us was a
virtual reality game designer, here's the thing.
O'Neil: I could also do that.
Olivia: I'm just. I did not come to win this week. M. I came to just share the idea.
O'Neil: And it's a good idea.
Tyler: I really like the idea to win it. Olivia, that's something you got to know about me.
Olivia: Yeah, see, that's what you gotta go with the fucking flow, Tyler.
O'Neil: Honestly, Olivia, like, this is a business concept. I will say, Olivia, you are on the
cutting edge. You're on the cutting edge. Why do you have scissors? That's so
dangerous. Put those away. Oh, and now there's. Now she's got two scissors. Now
make em ---
Tyler: What if Olivia just accidentally sliced herself?
O'Neil: The podcast snuffing podcast. Oh, no.
Tyler: Okay.
Olivia: so see, now that's in the basement.
O'Neil: Oh, no.
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O'Neil: Oh, no. I mean, it'll be fun to have, like, a horror podcast in the basement.
Olivia: "Why is there gunfire coming from the basement? Let's go check it out."
O'Neil: Oh, see, that'd be very funny if, like, there's a, there's a podcast argument
happening, and then you're in a different room and you hear a gunshot in a different --
Yeah, I like it.
House of pod and Pod home are both taken. So let's come up with
titles
so, okay, let's come up with titles, then, because the "House of Pod" and "Pod Home"
are both taken.
Olivia: The virtual experience doesn't. The podcast. Podcast. Podcast. The virtual
experience doesn't. Doesn't. Doesn't do it for you?
O'Neil: Okay. I actually do this if we want.
O'Neil: to actually...
Tyler: "Podcast: When You're Here, Your Family"?
O'Neil: Let me look it up.
Olivia: Full house. I'm trying to think of, like, the, like, sitcoms of, like, you know, family
potters.
Tyler: Not a podcast, but a home.
O'Neil: Not a podcast, but a home is good. when you hear your family is taken already
as a podcast sort of concept. Yeah. So let's. Let's think. I do like. So, I. If. If we wanted to
do this, like, as a VR experience, the podcast. Podcast. Podcast. Virtual experience
could work as a title. I think we should keep it open to m. The home structure.
Olivia: The house concept.
O'Neil: So, like, I, do, man, the pod home. The pod.
Olivia: I'm going to HGTV and seeing what titles they have.
O'Neil: Yeah, yeah. Let's. Let's grab some
Tyler: prod.
Tyler: "Pod - perty" like "property"?
Olivia: "Pod - perty Brothers"?
Tyler: That's a different podcast, though. might I suggest.
O'Neil: Don't ever do that again to me, devil! Satan!
Olivia: How about,
Tyler: How about "po-stel"? Like, podcast hostel?
Olivia: Sometimes what I feel in this. In this recording.
O'Neil: Sometimes it does feel a little
O'Neil: "Po - stile" let me think... .
Olivia: Fixer to Fabulous. Help: I Wrecked My House. Nate and Jeremiah, Home
Project, Flipping 101. These are all stupid. Married to Real Estate? "Flipping Virgins"??
Oh, I don't think that's a good thing you should be doing.
O'Neil: No, that'd be...
Olivia: This is nothing. HGTV is the death of culture. I can't even view that through a
feminist lens to redeem it. Okay.
Tyler: "There's No Place Like Podcasts"? Ooh.
O'Neil: "There's No Place Like Podcasts"? I feel like that's gonna be taken. But let's see.
Olivia: Maybe a wizard of Haas themed podcast. That's what I'm saying.
O'Neil: No Place Like Podcast.... There is the "No Place Like Summer Camp" podcast,
"No Place Like Home" podcast...
Olivia: Hmm.... "Pod in the Big Blue House"?
O'Neil: Pod in the big blue house is a different concept, Olivia, but I love it. Unless we
wanna go a little more zany with it, which is like,
Tyler: "Pod Sweet Pod"?
O'Neil: Pod -- "Pod Sweet Pod"?
Olivia: That's gotta be taken.
O'Neil: Let's try it. Let's see. Listen. You never know. Pod sweet pod.
Tyler: Hang on. "Pod Sweet Cast"?
O'Neil: Cast. Pod sweet pod is not taken. And pod sweet cast, I would assume, is also
not taken.
Tyler: Yeah, cuz it's bad.
What are you sort of thinking for some of these names
O'Neil: Olivia, what are you. What are you sort of thinking for some of these names?
Olivia: I like the idea of us, of the house, sort of. Yeah, I'm trying to.
Tyler: "Pod is Where the Heart is"?
O'Neil: The pod raising pot is definitely taken.
Olivia: Yeah. in this pod, we. We live, we laugh, we love, trying. Yeah, I'm. I like the
house idea. I'd like that. We could, like, play around with. With that. I'm trying to think of
something because, like. Yeah, we lean on the pod thing sometimes.
O'Neil: Yeah. Maybe we lean away.
Olivia: We can. I think we can. I think we can lean in a.
Tyler: Different direction to do. This is a pot. This is. We're doing podcasts.
O'Neil: Yes, we're doing podcasts.
Tyler: What do you think? We're making a house movies?
Olivia: This is really very podcast.
O'Neil: That is true. That is true. That's true.
Tyler: It's very podcast already.
O'Neil: wait, the. Explore the pot. Like, pod rooms. Is there something rooms. Rooms we
could mess with? Because that's what it is.
Tyler: Just, like, call it rooms. Just like the backup.
O'Neil: The back rooms. The pod rooms.
Olivia: Mmm.
O'Neil: The pod rooms. Podcast.
Olivia: This old pod. I'm like, I'm fine with pod sweet pod or podcast sweet podcast. I'm
fine with either podcast.
O'Neil: Sweet podcast is mouth poison, but I do like pod, sweet pod.
Olivia: Yeah, I'm on board with that.
O'Neil: Okay. It has a little bit more of a welcoming tone, but I enjoy it. Pod, sweet pod.
Olivia: Pod sweet pod. that does also kind of give the idea of, like, we're pod people,
where it's like, we're just like, little. We're living in pods.
O'Neil: Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Olivia: So we'll see. I mean, it is kind of a podular.
O'Neil: It's a podular show.
Olivia: It's not modular.
O'Neil: It's podular. Or the "Podcast Bunker"? Is that anything?
Olivia: No, I've done a bunker thing. that doesn't.
O'Neil: That's right.
Olivia: It doesn't survive. It doesn't survive. I did it as a radio show. Doesn't work.
O'Neil: Fine.
Tyler: Pick a president where we decide a category and elect a
president
all right, so recap, Tyler.
Tyler: I pitched "Tools 4 Takes".
O'Neil: Okay. You want to keep the "4"?
Tyler: Yeah.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: a podcast where we provide our young brothers and Gen Z -- younger Gen Z, as
we're elder Gen Z -- the tools necessary
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Tyler: to have takes.
Olivia: Yeah.
O'Neil: I picked "Pick a President", where we decide a category and elect a president
and their cabinet.
Olivia: Love that. And I can't, I'm also getting distracted by subway surfers. I'm not even
kidding. I picked.
Tyler: I'm not gonna lie. It really locked me in. Like, I was, like, I was really looking at it.
O'Neil: Maybe I'll just start sharing my screen while we're recording of subway surfers.
Olivia: So I pitched "Pod, Sweet Pod", which is a 3d VR experience for the Podcast
Podcast Podcast podcastic universe, in which folks, can choose their own adventure a
little bit by wandering into different rooms where, "hey, it's just the three of us doing
different stuff and sometimes getting up to hijinks in the house. What if we had, like, a
nice little, like, nerf gun battle in the hallway?" You never know.
O'Neil: Yeah, some little scamps.
Tyler: Oh, could one podcast play pranks on the other podcast? Sure.
O'Neil: Why not?
Olivia: The Phantom of the podcast lives up in the attic.
O'Neil: Oh, I'm liking this already.
Tyler: ....inside your-- the attic.
How are we feeling about these different podcasts? Let's. All right,
deliberation time
O'Neil: All right, let's take this to deliberation. All right, deliberation time. How we
feeling? How are we thinking? Good. Good podcasts today, guys. Good podcasts.
Olivia: Good podcast.
O'Neil: I like how this has become our, like, locker room segment, where we're all.
Tyler: Just locker room talk.
O'Neil: This is our podcast.
Tyler: This is some podcast. Locker room talk. Slap each other on the.
Olivia: Hey, you seen the XLR on that one? Jesus.
O'Neil: Whoop. Whoo. Oh, Olivia, you just got a gmail notification.
Olivia: Oh, it's from New York Times. Which dog breeds live the longest? I'm not
interested, bug.
O'Neil: Okay. besides the subway surfers sort of segment. What. How are we feeling
about these different podcasts? Let's. Let's go through.
Tyler: These are some good ones.
O'Neil: Yeah. Tyler's is powerful. Tools 4 Takes is powerful.
Olivia: Oh, both. I like both. I really, really like both. I would do both. I would. I would do
both.
O'Neil: Now you're saying both, but okay.
Olivia: I like both.
O'Neil: Olivia, I'm not gonna lie. I'm getting so distracted by this.
Tyler: Me.
O'Neil: I'm. I'm so. I'm completely opposite. I was like, I can't think. I can't. I was like, that
guy's. He just got the jump power up, and I can't. He missed the letter. I was completely
distracted anyway. It's hard for me to create. I think. I think when I'm consuming, it's fine,
but when I'm creating, it's a no. God. Damn. I can't even remember where we are. I like
all three. I really like yours, Olivia. I really like yours. I don't know.
Olivia: I knew you would like the big brain. I love that. I know.
O'Neil: I love the big brain concept.
Olivia: One of my favorite things is that you brought your oculus riff to visit Chicago. She
was a Tyler. Chicago. The first time I had to watch you play beat saber in our hotel room.
O'Neil: It was fun. Did you guys. Did I share it with you guys? You guys played it for me,
but.
Olivia: It was mostly you enjoying it while we sat on the couch going, yeah, he's really
going at it.
O'Neil: But I love that concept. And I'm wondering, there might be something where, if
we do decide to build out the website a little bit more, we, like, maybe build that out and,
with.
Tyler: Just having, like, all our podcasts in a row on our podcast page a little.
O'Neil: Oh, my God, guys.
Olivia: It's like one of those fucking, like, pixel pens. It's like a fucking me. It's like. It's like
a tamagotchi.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: But it's our podcast in a small house!
O'Neil: Yeah. Is there something to do with, like, the feed drop name or, like, our drop.
The drop home. The drop home experience? Something there? I think there's
something. There's something there where it's like, this is the house of podcasts. I
mean, that's what we could just call it is the "House of Podcast". The house of podcast
audio interactive experience. I think that could be fun.
Let's put that on the project list for House of pod exploration
And I think that could be, like, a little fun programming thing. I think. Think I could
probably hack that with some AI coding stuff. That could be an interesting project. Let's
put that on the project list. I think we have a couple other ones, too, in the project list
that aren't just bit depth, but projects we could tackle, including draft name, podcast. We
got to get back to that one. but, yeah, I like that for our project list, House of pod
exploration thing. So we'll put that there.
Tools for takes and picks. One, uh, thing I will say about tools for
takes
Tools for takes and picks. Pick a. Pick a president.
Olivia: Pick a president. So I like tools for takes. I like. Cause we always skew towards
talking movies anyway. That's good. But we also haven't done characters in a little bit.
We haven't done, like, a drafting kind of character.
O'Neil: Like a play.
Olivia: We do love to talk video games. Yeah, we don't get to, like, play the. We've done
a lot of writing and not. We've done characters. Cause we did, obviously, once upon a
time. But, like. But that was, like, scripted. We didn't get to, like, sort of rip. But, like, I
think us being able to play a little bit in the space would be really fun for pick a
president. especially because all we have wild political takes as well. I'd like.
Tyler: Olivia. What?
O'Neil: Wild.
Olivia: I'm not saying we don't have actual wild political takes, but the things that we say
would be considered. Well, I want to pick a president of communism.
O'Neil: Uh-huh.
Olivia: You know, if the liberty. Fox News got a hold of this.
Tyler: Xi jinping.
Olivia: I'm going to make tank.
O'Neil: Man the president, I think, and also assigning the parties. Like, this is the
communist president. electoral.
Olivia: Yeah.
O'Neil: The leninist elector for fast food. You know, that would be fun to, like, put the
party in. I think we could have a lot of fun in that space. One, thing I will say about tools
for takes, Tyler, is, we need a curriculum. We need a curriculum. I do like it as a
concept. Like, it's a very big break.
Olivia: I really, really like it.
O'Neil: And I think, like, it's one of those podcasts that you could, like, play in school.
You know what I'm saying? Like, a teacher can be assigned for homework, so it has
that value there.
Might I make a suggestion for podcast names for this week
Tyler: Might I make a suggestion?
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: For. For. For what we select this week?
Olivia: yes, please.
Tyler: I think we do pick a precedent.
O'Neil: Okay.
Tyler: But tools for takes, you know, oftentimes for my podcast, we just sort of shunt
them into you get on ...into "Bit Depth" list. Might I suggest that we shunt this one into
O'Neil: Hollywood Junior?
Tyler: .....segment on Hollywood Junior?
O'Neil: I'm down for it.
Tyler: junior segment.
Olivia: I'm on board.
O'Neil: I'm down for it. Yeah, I'm down for Tools 4 Takes..... "Hollywood Jr's : Tools 4
Takes". Yeah, I like it.
Olivia: Nice.
O'Neil: Yeah, I like it.
Tyler: Well, I mean, a site, even as if it's just like a ten minute segment at the end of any
given Hollywood junior.
O'Neil: Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Tyler: where people enjoy our funny takes, and they're like, hey, here's how we came to
the concludes.
Olivia: Yeah, here's how we used our media literacy education.
Tyler: We went to college.
Olivia: We went to college for this.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Olivia: someone recently, I was talking to them about, like, their D N D character and I,
like, asked one question about, like, the character motivation, and they were like, wow,
that's a really succinct way of putting it. I went, thanks. I have a degree in character
motivation.
O'Neil: That's not a joke.
Olivia: I just have it literally, I have. I owe so many people, businesses, so much money.
So I can know that.
O'Neil: Yes. Cool. No, I like that. So we'll put. We'll put Tools 4 Takes into a Hollywood
Junior segment sort of situation. We'll see how that fits. We will try to build out the
website capabilities for, what did we call it?
Tyler: We'll get podcast pod. Sweet pot pod.
O'Neil: Sweet pod house.
Tyler: We'll get. We'll get, Cornwallace on it.
Olivia: Hey, hey, hey, hey. I have an idea.
O'Neil: Hey, don't yell at me.
Olivia: What if we did like, an address, like, the address of the podcast?
O'Neil: Is that....
O'Neil: Is that...
Olivia: Like "Podcast Avenue" or, like, "Podcast Street" or like, you know, "The Red
House on Podcast Street", "Podcast Boulevard". That could be like three.
Tyler: Turn left three blocks after Taco Bell.
Olivia: I like, follow the sound of the...
O'Neil: Yeah, let's, let's go around. Let's just do a quick round robin for this, and then
we'll.
Tyler: "If You See the Joe Rogan Podcast, You've Gone Too Far."
Olivia: That's a gated community. You can't get.
O'Neil: Yeah, I like that. So let's, let's just round robin real quick. podcast names for this
podcast block, essentially "Podcast Avenue", "Podcast Boulevard", Podcasts.
Tyler: What was the name of your first pet?
Olivia: Indiana Jones. Which is not, you know, we can't license that.
O'Neil: "Podcast Circle"?
Olivia: You know, what's called, like, like,
Tyler: Just "Podcast Avenue".
Olivia: Avenue is very good. Podcast Avenue is very good.
O'Neil: You like Avenue over Boulevard? I'm kind of feeling boulevard.
Tyler: Avenue P. Avenue.
Olivia: Avenue P Theater Kid! I like avenue because it is like, because Avenue or street
or lane or something like that. "The First House on Podcast Lane". Like something like
that, where you can kind of add like a little narrative to it, you know? You know, an
address was sort of what I, what I was thinking for that little bit, just cause we were, you
know. Pod Sweet Pod is fine, but I do really like the idea of, like, an address.
Melbourne, Kentucky is 420. Is there a zip code? That's 69 420
O'Neil: Okay, so "69 69 Podcast Lane"?
Olivia: 69 podcast lane.
O'Neil: 69 podcast lane. Sweet. I'll change the name right now and then we'll go into
prayer.
Tyler: Po box 420.
O'Neil: Po box 69.
Olivia: Are we part of the HOA?
O'Neil: No, fucking no, this is. No, that's.
Tyler: No, that's the zip code. The zip code is 69 420 That's fine.
O'Neil: That's five numbers. 69 podcast lane. Semicolon.
Tyler: Wait, hang on. Is there a zip code? That's 69 420 I'm looking at?
O'Neil: No, isn't that too long? 6942.
Olivia: It's five.
O'Neil: No, no, it's always five.
Tyler: It's five. That's correct.
O'Neil: Oh, isn't it? Wait, it's in Alaska. No. Okay, quick googles.
Olivia: Melbourne, Kentucky is 420. 69. Okay, I guess we're going to Melbourne,
Kentucky. I guess our podcast house is built in Melbourne, Kentucky, which, let's see, is,
oh, it's not far from the border of a couple of different states.
O'Neil: Okay, all right. Okay. All
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O'Neil: right.
Tyler: I love that. The biggest thing that pops up in Melbourne, Kentucky is the glory
Barn Holiness church.
Olivia: I mean, the notable people are Andy Melbur, the early postmaster, and Ray
Smith, the rockabilly musician.
O'Neil: Fuck yeah.
Olivia: In an unincorporated community in Gravesend McCracken counties in the us
state of Kentucky. Also known as Melburberg.
Tyler: I'm just looking at things that are in Melbourne, Kentucky. How about adventure
park at Tallon Falls? That sounds like fun.
Olivia: Tallon Falls. Nice. What if we, like, rejuvenated, like, summer blockbuster, like
summer feel good movie? We rejuvenate the town of Melbourne, Kentucky, with our
shenanigans.
O'Neil: Yeah, let's do it.
Olivia: We bring podcasts to the people, Melbourne, because shout out. Hey, hey. The
mayor of Melbourne, Kentucky.
O'Neil: Shout out. Shout out.
Tyler: You're. You can give me on our podcast. Melbourne, Kentucky, is right next to
highway 69.
O'Neil: Oh.
Olivia: Email. Email at podcast, podcast.
We could bring podcasts to Melbourne, Kentucky, and change their
lives
Podcast out. Be email website, dot biz. Hit us up. We want to collab.
O'Neil: Yeah, mayor of Melbourne, Melbourne. Hit us up. I know we probably have skew
a little bit left for you guys, but, we can. We can bring it sense.
Olivia: Listen, I told Tyler I'm done ragging on Texas as a red state. I'm just. I'm believing
in people. I believe in the people of Melbourne, Kentucky. And I think they would hope
they would welcome us with some good southern hospitality.
Olivia: All right. And I think we could. We could bring podcasts and change their lives.
How much money do you think? Okay, so here's another thing. Is it cheaper? No, this.
It's way cheaper to name a giraffe podcast, but if we ever wanted to build a housing
development. If you build a housing development, you get to build the road. And you get
to name the road and then. So you bring that to the city.
O'Neil: Yep.
Olivia: City zoning board. And they. Hey, so we could technically have 69 podcast. 69
podcast Lane.
O'Neil: I like it. I like it a lot.
Olivia: Kentucky post code 420 69, get right off of exit 69 on...
O'Neil: Holy shit.
O'Neil: Listen, if it's. If it's a property worth developing, I'm here for it.
Olivia: You thought that I was just building a house. I'm building an entire empire.
Building a real estate empire out, of Melbourne, Kentucky.
Tyler: Think I got. But you think of, you. I got podcast tattooed on me because I'm silly.
I'm a funny joke, man.
O'Neil: OHP LLC We're getting into development. We're getting into property
development projects, brother. Let's go.
Dear Jake from subway surfers, please protect us from the inspector
All right, everybody, bow your head and close your eyes. All right, it's time to pray as we
go into "Pick a President". All right, bow your heads. Close your eyes, please. Dear Jake
from Subway Surfers.... please protect us from the inspector as he tries to ruin our sick
vibes. And please help us defeat Frank, the apparent subway surfers villain. Please
provide us with jetpacks. Two x multipliers super sneakers and pogo sticks as we
traverse the subway. In Jake's name we pray. Amen.
Olivia: Amen.
O'Neil: All right, we'll see you guys next week with "Pick a President".
Olivia: Pick a, pick a.
O'Neil: Pick a boaaa.....
Olivia: President....
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