Pitches - Episode 27: Crimes and Hobbies

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Olivia: I was at the mystic aquarium recently for get, this. My niece's third birthday and

my brother's 37th birthday.

Tyler: I've been to the mystic aquarium.

O'Neil: I love those parallels.

Tyler: It has the saddest beluga whale aquarium I've ever seen in my life.

Olivia: It's lovely. They're so sweet.

Tyler: Unfortunately, it's the smallest tank for beluga whales I've ever seen in my life.

O'Neil: I do want to punch a beluga whale.

Olivia: No, they're so sweet looking.

O'Neil: Maybe, yes, but they have that. They have a punching bag head. You know what

I'm saying?

Tyler: Do you think it would pop if you punched it hard enough?

Olivia: Stop.

O'Neil: No, I would think it was, like, a ripple situation.

Olivia: Jesus Christ.

O'Neil: You fucking.

Olivia: You're the animals here. But we're in the indoor aquarium part, not anywhere

near the whales, okay? And they have the jellies on one side.

O'Neil: If we're. If we have a little meter here, interest here. So bring me back. Get it. Get

me closer to whales, or give me something else to punch.

Tyler: A lot of you talk about whales.

Olivia: There's a tank in the aquarium. There's no fish in it. And I'm like, all right, what's

going on? And so I see that there. There's something floating up at the top of the tank.

And I went, oh, sick, jellyfish. And then I went, hold up. That's a plastic bag. I am no

better than a fucking sea turtle. I am no better than a sea turtle. I get it now. We need to

clean the ocean so I don't get confused.

O'Neil: That's profound, though, if you think about it.

Olivia: That's what I'm saying. Hey, where's your fucking interest now, O'Neil? Show me

your fucking meter.

O'Neil: Oh, it's like. It's like 75%.

Olivia: Here we go. But average, baby, let's go.

Speaker D: Everything is going my way. Let me get something. Doesn't matter what

they say doesn't matter what they do we're gonna do it anyway cause you and me, we

got it and we gonna break through no one's gonna keep us down it doesn't matter if we

fall not afraid to say it love with you and if we got it every day everything is going away.

Olivia: Tyler, it's your turn.

Tyler: Oh, no. Olivia, it's an eraser head.

O'Neil: Give me new podcasts. Give me new Podcast. I'm baby new year. Give me new

podcasts. Please give me new podcasts.

Tyler: Oh, my God. Why is baby new year so fucked up? What does he. Why does he

look like.

Olivia: No, Tyler, Tyler, it's because you're fucked up tits. You're feeding him wrong.

Tyler: I'm doing my best.

O'Neil: That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's the fucking pitch. Podcast. Podcast. And

we gotta feed baby new year. New podcasts. I'm your wet nurse, O'Neil Henry, here to

breastfeed. New Podcast to baby new year. Please introduce yourselves.

Tyler: I'm your doula, Tyler J. Carr.

Olivia: And I'm the guy with the clamps, Olivia Fumioti.

O'Neil: It's a new year, new Podcast. 2024. Okay, the McElroys already did the new year

thing, but do we want to just come up with our own, sort of monster?

Olivia: I haven't listened to that episode yet, so I don't even know what 2024 is.

O'Neil: Listen, last year was 20. Triple P. Is this your 20 podcast for.

Tyler: They already did it. They did already did it. Is it worth talking about it on another

Podcast? I don't think it is.

Olivia: I mean, ah, 2024. Is that the year we get 24 listeners.

O'Neil: That are not realistic, setting the marker lower this year. 24. We need to. 24.

Tyler: Realistic goals.

Olivia: We need realistic. We need realistic goals. Okay.

Tyler: Thank you, guys, for getting this Podcast popular. This is not a Podcast, bitch.

This is just like. I'm seeing a lot of. I'm trying to think of ways that we could easily get

rich quick, you know? And how do you. Now, hear me out. Let me. Let me explain. How

do you guys feel about falling down the alt right pipeline?

Olivia: I mean, I've already tried selling plasma, and they said no, so I'm open to

anything.

O'Neil: Yeah.

Tyler: What if we just. And we're, like, really into Vivek Ramaswamy and, like, that's kind

of our thing. And we could be, like, the. We could be the first. We could be the first

actually funny right wing Podcast. I think they'd like.

Olivia: I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of what I would have to do to not get hate

crimed immediately. I don't know.

Tyler: No, no, no, no. Olivia. They love when queers are on their side. Cause they go,

look, we have one. We can't be bad.

Olivia: This one's really fucked up and weird. It's gay and not a girl.

O'Neil: All right, I need to rein this in. Before we do go down the alt right pipeline, I

wanna

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O'Neil: go over our 2023 Podcast New Year's resolutions. I did go back to our archives.

It doesn't do two New Year's podcasts. So here's what we had so far. Tyler, do you

wanna guess what your first New Year's resolution was?

Tyler: I straight up cannot remember you had two.

O'Neil: Your first New Year's resolution was getting a job. So how's that go for you, bud?

Tyler: Listen, I'm employed. I'm employed.

Olivia: I've gained full employment.

O'Neil: Not to write too much, Arno, but my first New Year's resolution was getting no

podcast listeners, so we all sort of missed the mark on that first one.

Tyler: What do you mean, all of us? I am employed. Good sir.

O'Neil: Tyler, your actual first New Year's resolution was Spanish. So, Como is.

Olivia: How's your Spanish going, Tina?

O'Neil: How's your fucking Spanish coming along, Tyler?

Tyler: Hey, you want to. You guys want to know something funny? I forgot that was mine

last year. I was going to bring up me learning spanish Podcast today. Still might, you

fucking hack. Still might.

O'Neil: That's so funny, Olivia. Your new year's resolution, do you have any guesses?

Olivia: I have no idea. I have absolutely no idea.

O'Neil: it was to swear less.

Olivia: Yeah, fat fucking chance.

O'Neil: And my new year's resolution was to up, my sperm count, so we all just missed

the mark. Last year, 2023, we started.

Olivia: Tesla did get a job.

O'Neil: I did get a job, so I guess he's the best of us.

Olivia: I actually gained a nibbling another impressionable child within my charge

sometimes, and I increased swearing. Listen, there's two of them now. I got to make

sure they're both getting equal legal swearing.

O'Neil: Listen, they have to have enough arsenal for school is all I'm saying.

Olivia: I really should work on that.

O'Neil: But it's 2024. Do we have any new new m year's resolutions, or is that going to

be our Podcast? We have new pie. We have New Year's Podcast this year. but does

anybody have any resolutions? off the top?

Olivia: Be nice.

O'Neil: Be nice.

Olivia: No, mic, I have this interesting little goal where I'm gonna ask the hard questions

is what I would told myself is that, like, every time I talk to my dad, I'll ask him a dad

related question and be like, what was the moment you were most proud of me? What

did you learn at my age that you want me to learn now? And those are the kinds of

things.

O'Neil: How can I get you to vote for Vivek Ramaswamy today? Tyler, any actual new

year's resolutions on your end?

Tyler: you know, I listen. Any that are funny and would make for good podcasts? No,

you know, I do have. I do have a couple, but maybe I'm gonna. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna

become a professional surfer this year. You ready? You ready, guys?

Olivia: Mister mister Carkara goes.

Tyler: Goes to maverick. Yeah.

Olivia: Mister Carkara hangs ten.

O'Neil: Mister Carcara visits Venice. sperm count? Still working on it. Guys, I'm building

an industry here. I'm trying to get this factory pumping. But, yeah, it's the new year. We

have new podcasts for you. and as we do, we will start with The Wheel of choosing new.

Olivia: Wheel of choosing new year.

O'Neil: Same wheel spin.

Olivia: Same eagles, new Liver.

Tyler: Ooh.

O'Neil: Starting up falls first. Speaking of Liver, speaking of Liver, it's Olivia Junior.

Olivia: It's me. Hello. Excellent. Well, boys, it's been another year.

Olivia: And I've baked you something. Let me get it out of the oven real quick. Oh,

what's, this? It's a gamuffin.

Tyler: New.

Olivia: New thing. New show bit. The gamuffin, all right. Is a thing of my own invention. It

is a new, for my gift to you in 2024, is a new show mechanic.

O'Neil: Okay. All right.

Olivia: The gemuffin is a second chance pitch, if I think.

O'Neil: Okay, wait, wait.

Tyler: Hang on.

O'Neil: Hold on. Hold the fucking phone. Are you trying to dethrone the Magullan?

Olivia: No, this is the gemuffin. It's different.

Tyler: Every day we stray further from God, and we also.

O'Neil: Every day we stray further from SEO, from accessibility. Podcast accessibility.

What's a good muffin?

Olivia: What's a good muffin? A muffin is if in the past year, a pitch was pitched and was

not given the time it deserved, I pitch it again, we get to pitch one pitch again.

O'Neil: So let's gather the jury on this one.

Tyler: So let me. Let me get this straight.

Olivia: So for this, now is a better time for it. I'm going to re pitch a pitch. I've pitched in

the past. We can try to repackage it, try to nail out what didn't work last time. But this is

like a muffin.

Tyler: Honestly, O'Neil, I'm gonna. I'm gonna let this one. I'm gonna sustain this one,

because here's the thing Olivia's, is suggesting is the fucking pitch that Olivia is

suggesting is not the Gemuffin Podcast. Olivia is suggesting a new Podcast mechanic in

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Tyler: which Olivia gets to reuse old pitches because she's lazy.

O'Neil: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I want. I. Before. Before we. Before we continue on

this, can we, just sort of bang out some of the ones that we didn't get through, like

assholes versus philosophy?

Olivia: No, no, no, no. I'm not saying no, no, no.

O'Neil: Cryptid characters.

Olivia: These aren't second chances for the bad ones. These are good ones. That just

happened. To lose based off of what we were dealing with that week where it's like, I

don't have time to be doing that, or like, you know, we. They were. They were.

Tyler: There was an absolute bangertime from someone else.

Olivia: Yeah. And it did not get the time and respect it deserves. And I think the pitch

that I have going back in is a. Is now better. It is a more timely podcast for this time now

versus when I. O'Neil.

Tyler: How about I make a suggestion? We allow this for today, and we see where this

goes.

O'Neil: Okay. Yes.

Tyler: And if we like it, then maybe.

O'Neil: We can do it. I'll run this, and if not, we will destroy the baking pan that creates.

Olivia: Very well so that it could only be washed. I accept your terms.

Tyler: So you better bring some heat today, lever.

O'Neil: All right.

Olivia: I'm not going to. The only heat came out of the oven. I left the oven open. I'm so

cold. my studio's freezing. I can see my breath. So. Okay. Because we know Tyler

doesn't have a new year's resolution, and O'Neil is kind of, I'm not quite sure what

active steps you are sort of moving towards for your sperm count. Yeah.

Tyler: Lots of push ups.

Olivia: So I think it's time that we all learn a new skill. Welcome back to the lobby hobby

baby. We're learning new things.

O'Neil: We're back, we're back. We're back with the lobby hobby, learning.

Olivia: New things, you fucking schmuck. And it's gonna be nice. And it's gonna be nice.

O'Neil: And it's gonna be nice. It's gonna be nice. And I still have to learn bdsm. I think

it's the time we adjudicated this.

Olivia: Neil yelled over Tyler and I for several minutes, so.

O'Neil: And I'm feeling you kept trying to.

Olivia: Get, like, a sick and twisted. What's our. What's our PPP twist on this one? Just

let it be nice. So, the fucking pitch format form instructure the beginning of the week, it

could be one week, it could be two weeks, it could be a month. I don't know what our.

What our Podcast situation is. We're all gonna pick a hobby, a skill, something that we

want to pick up that's not Spanish. In the time we are not recording, we. Please. No, not

Tyler. No. and then. So we continue the learning process until when we record again.

Whence do we meet?

O'Neil: We recap what we have left and then display it.

Olivia: Yes.

O'Neil: Okay. All right. Interesting.

O'Neil: I'm for it. I'm for it. And I like the concept. Can we figure out how we can use this

to destroy the company? Hobby lobby. Yes. Instead of using it to.

Olivia: Who said my hobby had to be nice? I'm making pipe bombs. No.

O'Neil: Exactly. I'm starting an alt right conspiracy to pizza gator hobby lobby.

Olivia: I'm learning some basic electronics, some sort of raspberry PI, some basic timer

remote stuff. just some really basic code so I can set these up outside of certain,

crafting establishments.

Tyler: Welcome back to the fucking pitch. Podcast. Podcast. This week is just me and

O'Neil as Olivia has been arrested by Homeland.

O'Neil: Security into FBI custody.

Olivia: Wait, did I tell you? I did tell you guys. I did have to talk to Homeland Security.

O'Neil: I'm on their radar. I like this. I like this, Olivia.

Olivia: I like how we have to every week joke, satire. SNL. Yes. And improv. I not making

a bomb. I don't know how to make a bomb. I'm making a bomb.

Tyler: I think that there is a. You know, a judge just ruled that if you say in Minecraft after

saying you're gonna kill someone or make a bomb, that it doesn't count.

O'Neil: You're gonna do a terrorist act. It doesn't count. Yeah, you can't use it in

Minecraft, that this has.

Olivia: This landmark court ruling is going to change every judge.

Tyler: A judge sat down and said, you cannot say in Minecraft, Tyler, I'm gonna.

Olivia: Kill you in real life. In Minecraft.

O'Neil: In Minecraft, I do like a, sort of crafts Podcast where the goal is to get us on the

FBI watch list.

Olivia: It's like a how to lose a guy in ten days, but it's how to get on an FBI watch list as

fast as possible.

O'Neil: But it's possible to gain an FBI agent in ten weeks?

Olivia: It's possible in ten days.

O'Neil: Yeah. Easy, easy, easy.

Olivia: Southwest

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Olivia: airlines.com.

Tyler: Contact page. My name is Olivia Bomiado.

Olivia: Po box. Great.

O'Neil: Love it.

Tyler: And I want to beat up all your pilots in Minecraft, please.

O'Neil: Minecraft, please.

Olivia: No, m. But I'm saying that we.

O'Neil: Should learn hobby lobby in Minecraft.

Olivia: No, this is. Welcome to the cockpit, dude. We're doing crafts. Welcome to the

craft cockpit.

Tyler: Welcome to the cockpit is my favorite part of Saltburn. That's my favorite scene.

O'Neil: Oh, wow.

Olivia: Yeah, no, we're re. And I'm rebanding because I always hated the name Lobby

Hobby. It's too close. I don't like it. This is the craft.

O'Neil: Oh, you don't like lobby hobby?

Olivia: No, I don't like any association with.

Tyler: That brand and or company there, but that's the thing, we're rebranding them into

something better. We're going to take them down.

O'Neil: And in doing so, as of FBI.

Olivia: Watch list, the lobby hobby. But what's an ie instead of a y?

Tyler: Listen, the goal by the end of lobby hobby is that we take over hobby Lobby. We

become the co CEO's of hobby Lobby.

Olivia: Guns in Minecraft.

O'Neil: In Minecraft, please don't forget.

Olivia: I will never forget. In Minecraft.

Tyler: FBI, open up.

Olivia: In Minecraft. That's the new. That's what she said. But for violence.

O'Neil: Oh, God. All right, I love.

Tyler: I'm going to guzzle your. Come out of a shower train in Minecraft, please.

Olivia: But yeah, okay. We're learning new skills.

O'Neil: Learning new skills.

Olivia: Physical skills that we can pick up. We could be on the no. The no files. I could. I

could. I could crochet some, sort of, dissenting material against ice. Okay, you know,

something like that.

O'Neil: oh.

Tyler: Our hobbies have to be trans aggressive in some sort of hobbies.

Olivia: I'm doing needlepoint to. Listen. I'm just saying we need to learn new skills. I

think we spend too much time in front of screens unless we're learning code, and then

that's fine, but I think we need to join anonymous. Why don't we join Anonymous to

connect.

Tyler: So that we can make pipe bombs to blow up infrastructure.

O'Neil: In Minecraft.

Olivia: Yeah.

O'Neil: Okay. I like this.

Olivia: I like transgressive craft hobbies. I like this.

O'Neil: Craft hobbies.

Olivia: I like transgressive.

Tyler: Yeah, it could just be needlepoint. 2023.

Olivia: 2023. I wasn't into violence. 2024. I'm here for violence.

O'Neil: Oh, 2024 is the year of violence. The year of violence. Listen, hey, guys, we

haven't talked about this. It's an election year. 2024.

Tyler: When are we going to bring the election podcasts?

Olivia: Listen, Iowa just put Donald Trump on the fight. He won the caucus, bro. In

Minecraft. I'm not in Minecraft.

Tyler: Donald Trump won the presidential collection in Minecraft.

O'Neil: Wait, guys, wait. Olivia, Olivia, can we call this Minecraft?

Olivia: But, it's, like, spelled like German.

Tyler: Mine or, like, you know, and at the beginning every. At, the beginning of every

podcast, we go. Just so you all know, all of these hobbies aren't real. It doesn't all. We

didn't do them for real.

Olivia: In Minecraft, I learned how to do embroidery. In Minecraft.

O'Neil: Let's see.

Olivia: But, yes, I think. I think we could all learn a, tangible, physical skill. It'll still be

used to further a cultural skill.

Tyler: I'm looking at miniature model, but I'm playing like, the communist national

anthem on it, you know?

Olivia: There you go. Exactly. Exactly.

Tyler: The communist national anthem.

O'Neil: Okay, I like this. It's just fucking, the Soviet Union. I don't even say, yeah, sure,

sure. in Minecraft.

Olivia: In Minecraft.

O'Neil: fucking note blocks.

Olivia: I mean, we've got craft cockpit, the lobby hobby doesn't really fit. It doesn't really

work for what that's not.

O'Neil: I do want to chase the in Minecraft thing because I do think that's powerful.

Olivia: I think that does need to be a sort of parenthesis thing where it's.

O'Neil: Like, craft in Minecraft.

Olivia: No, no, that sounds like it is a, like, Minecraft building Podcast.

O'Neil: Minecraft Podcast.

Olivia: Yeah. I think this could be a, like, cross stitching and descent in Minecraft. Like, it

could, like some sort of.

O'Neil: Like, a gentleman's guide. I see what you're doing.

Tyler: We call it the community organizing in Minecraft Podcast.

Olivia: The

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Olivia: mutual aid and cross circle.

O'Neil: Mutual aid in Minecraft. Can there be a visual aid to this where we are actually

playing Minecraft?

Olivia: I've never played Minecraft.

Tyler: I've played Minecraft twice.

O'Neil: Get you on there.

Tyler: The children, they yearn for the mine.

Olivia: I know, of the three of us, I can point and say with certainty that I know that

O'Neil has played Minecraft. His cat's name is Tobuscus. So you know. No. When did

Toby die?

Tyler: Oh, man. O'Neal's cat was named Tobuscus. We're already going down the alt

right pipeline.

Olivia: Do you have a picture in your wallet of, Toby? No.

O'Neil: Toby. These are his paw prints.

Olivia: Oh, my God.

Tyler: Recipes.

O'Neil: When did you, my little nigga, pour it out?

Olivia: So sorry.

O'Neil: It was in the middle of my full Beyonce breakdown.

Olivia: No, there was a Toby bladed death in the Beyonce breakdown.

O'Neil: That was, like, number three in my.

Olivia: Sort of the Beyonce the buscus breakdown. The pussy breakdown.

Olivia: Okay. Yeah. I'm so sorry.

O'Neil: I love communist commie crafting in Minecraft, the fucking pitch. I actually do,

like, mutual aid in Minecraft, but. Mutual aid, Minecraft.

Tyler: Let's come back. Let's come back and settle on a name. I think we need. I think

it's. It's about time to move on.

O'Neil: Well, we do need at least a name to bring it into the recap. So what do we.

What's our temp name?

Olivia: I'm trying to think like, commie crafts. Commie crafts.

O'Neil: Commie. Commie crafts.

Olivia: Commie crafts.

O'Neil: Let me look up the commie craft Podcast. I've hand stitched craft comics, but no.

Commie craft.

Olivia: I like it.

O'Neil: Commie crafts. Put it in comicrafts.

Olivia: I'm gonna end up on a watch list.

O'Neil: Yep, that's the goal. But it's gonna be in Minecraft. You're gonna be gonna be on

the Minecraft FBI watch list. Shit. You're gonna have to make a whole new one. Okay.

All right, so that's.

Olivia: That's how the gemuffin works.

O'Neil: Gemuffin.

Tyler: I gotta be honest, I kinda like the gemuffin. Cause we've made a better pitch. This

is a better pitch than the original.

Olivia: That's what I'm saying. This is the second chance gamuffin.

Tyler: I think there's gotta be a limit on it.

O'Neil: We'll litigate this in deliberation.

Olivia: We'll litigate this in deliberation.

O'Neil: And now, time for The Wheel of choosing. Spin it.

Olivia: Take me home, baby. Odile. wow me.

O'Neil: It's a new year. It's a new year. It's time for rejuvenation. And it's time to get rid of

all the old shit and start some new shit.

Tyler: Is it time to get right with Christ?

O'Neil: It's time to get right with Jesus. It's time to get right with Jeebus. And it's time to

get right with Krampus. With Krampus and all of the old shit, we still. All of our old

baggage that we still have leftover. it's time to close out all of our old accounts, cancel

our debt. I'm talking about creatively.

Olivia: Okay. Yeah.

O'Neil: I'm talking about creative.

Olivia: Okay.

O'Neil: We all, I'm assuming, have things that, you know, sit on the side that we just

need to either finish or throw out. And so today I am pitching the wrap out.

Olivia: Ooh.

O'Neil: Where it is a podcast where you wrap out any leftover creative stuff from 2023

or before. Oh, and at the end of the fucking pitch, you have to announce the new. Think

that you're.

Olivia: Ooh, okay, I like that.

O'Neil: So this is sort of like a new year, a, closing out, a closure Podcast. I love, it

where every week we take a creative thing that's sort of been hanging over our heads,

our swords of damocles that need to just. Those ropes need to be cut and sink or swim,

baby. And, at the end, we have something new. My pitch for our actual episode. We m.

Have a forlorn podcast. You might be wondering how we got here.

Olivia: Oh.

O'Neil: Oh, it might be time.

Olivia: Are we sending it off with a viking.

O'Neil: Now? This isn't epod taf. This is the Phoenix this is our phoenix.

Olivia: Yeah. This is our werewolf. This is our epod.

Tyler: Taf is for stuff that is actually dead. This is for things that might die.

O'Neil: That might die, or we just might.

Olivia: Need to build it a ship for the afterlife. Light the flaming arrow and send it off into

valhalla.

O'Neil: Send it off and start something.

Olivia: I was recently find. I recently found character art from that and, like memes that I

made for the show.

O'Neil: So I'm ready to talk about this for a little bit. For those who don't know.

Tyler: Yeah. Is it time we finally acknowledge it?

O'Neil: We used to have a dungeons and dragon. We used to be a country. We used to

have a dungeons and dragons Podcast, where it was sound designed. We won awards

for.

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Tyler: It was an award winning Podcast listener base, but it was an award winning

Podcast.

O'Neil: Usually was an award winning Podcast.

Tyler: It's pretty good, actually. Jesse, showed up on one episode of this. And on the

sports side, sports ball.

O'Neil: Very good. very fun time. so that's the pitch. That's the pitch is the wrap out. We

close out. I've had that creative thing just hanging over my head, and it's just, it's time to

close that chapter in our lives. I know it's sad, but at the end, we'll announce something

new. We'll create, you know, it'll be another Podcast. A new Podcast.

Olivia: Every week, every year since we have started this show, we have started a new

Podcast. Every calendar year, we have started a new show.

O'Neil: That is true. That is true. But that's the wrap out.

Tyler: Any.

O'Neil: Any suggestions for, if we were to long term this.

Olivia: Anything you could do with. We could have, like, status updates on, like, the new

project or, like. Yeah, it's going like, how are we gonna cone Mari? How are we gonna

thank this project?

Tyler: Might I suggest this? Yeah, no, might I suggest this? This feels like a little podcast

to me.

Olivia: On here we say last reunion, we get our sort of, like, YnBw reunion. Some of our

guests that we have, we get Eric moots on the fucking mic again.

O'Neil: Megan's episode never went up.

Olivia: Oh, my God.

O'Neil: That's right.

Tyler: I think I have an actual pitch here is. Yeah, okay, we. Yes, we get all those people

on for. But I think the core is less, like, waving at goodbye because no one wants to

hear us reminisce about a podcast no one listened to.

Olivia: Exactly.

Tyler: But what they might want to listen to award winning, what they might want to

listen to is us discussing why it didn't work sort of introspective. So there's a little

introspection, you know, like podcasts, where they bring on some artists and they talk

about their process and, like, how they got something made. I think it's equally as

valuable to hear about why stuff doesn't get made or why stuff wasn't made interesting

or.

O'Neil: Why it didn't work or why it didn't work.

Tyler: And in doing so, we can eulogize it.

O'Neil: Yeah, okay. That's fair. That's fair. I think maybe we do a little bit of. Maybe it's a

little bit of both. Maybe it's just like a.

Tyler: Of course there's gonna be a segment where you're like, why didn't this work?

What can we learn from this experience? Because that's what this is all about. It's

about learning and growing and being better people.

O'Neil: Yeah. Yeah. I definitely think that's a good addition to this in terms of, like, why

didn't it work? And then what are you gonna create that's new? That would work?

Olivia: Yeah.

O'Neil: but as far as the wrap out goes, I think that it makes sense. I don't know if

actually the wrap out works as a podcast name, but if we were to do this long term, you

can invite guests on that have projects that, you know, never got off the ground or got

off the ground, but they wanted to end it. It could honestly just be any time. fucking.

What's that coach that just retired the page? You have him on the wrap out.

Olivia: He doesn't have much going on.

Tyler: Why do you think you are. Why do you think you. You failed in New England after

six.

Olivia: Super bowl wins, after 24 seasons.

O'Neil: What wasn't working here, and what are you gonna do next?

Olivia: The tuna. the tuna.

O'Neil: but, yeah, that's the wrap out. I don't know if that actually works as a podcast

name. I haven't looked it up.

Olivia: It is a good name. It's actually a very good name.

O'Neil: Let's see the wrap out there is the wrap out already, which is. Oh, the wrap out

only has one episode in 2020. So we're clear on the name.

Olivia: You don't care.

O'Neil: It's within our 2020 window, so we're good on there. So we got the wrap out.

Anymore additions to this podcast? Most of mine.

Olivia: Again, no, I think this is a really. This is really, really interesting. Like, for, like, well

thought out, creative types. Yeah.

O'Neil: What?

Tyler: I love to do a Podcast. One more, run it back for YMBW one more time.

O'Neil: Yeah, one last. One last. Go. Send it off. Send it off. It's been. It's been my career.

Tyler: We do 20 m gun salute for Podcast.

Olivia: 69 gun salute for.

O'Neil: Yeah, that's so many guns.

Tyler: After every gun, we name one of the characters from the show.

O'Neil: Oh, man. I have the running list. And that'll be the thing. Is that for ymbw? I will

just. I'll just spoil the rest of the thing.

Olivia: Oh, my God.

O'Neil: That'll be the fucking pitch of the story.

Olivia: I require this.

Tyler: Five fans. Arsenio will be all over it. We had one fan number, one twitter and stuff.

God bless.

Olivia: I miss you, man. We're never getting. We're never getting rid of. Back in the sack,

though, right?

Tyler: No, back in. We explained back in the sack on this.

O'Neil: That's our JMo. Honestly.

Olivia: That's our, like, finsta of.

Tyler: The, jmo bit. I think we need to explain J.

Olivia: I don't know if I know what JMO is.

O'Neil: Jmo. It just stands for just my opinion. It's like an

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O'Neil: old podcast for one of the ringers.

Tyler: Every time they bring up. Every time they bring up politics. Or, like a politics hot

take that isn't related to movies. Like, we'll save that for JMO.

Olivia: Oh, my God. That's so funny.

O'Neil: We actually have that, and it's called back at the set. Get there.

Olivia: did you take your actual phone number off of that episode?

O'Neil: It's still probably on there. Get there.

Tyler: There's, like, a fun ARG where you can. A listener where you can get o'Neal's.

Olivia: Phone number, his actual cell phone number.

Tyler: That was deep into Covid. That was a dark time. So that was, like, week three of

COVID We recorded that episode, and we were all hammered.

O'Neil: Oh, yeah.

Olivia: Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, we were drunk as a skull. I'd like to let that episode go.

Thank you for your service. I'll see you in Valhalla.

O'Neil: Yeah. That's the wrap out for you.

Olivia: Okay, great. I love that.

O'Neil: All right, anyway, that's the wrap out. That's the wrap out pitch, Tyler. Actually,

before that, Olivia, do we have an ad segment?

Olivia: No. Oh, my God. I totally forgot. Wait, I had an idea. I have an idea. I have an

idea.

O'Neil: Okay, okay, okay.

Olivia: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Where's my PPP?

O'Neil: We can also circle back and PPP ideas.

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O'Neil: Alright. Thank you. Thank you for that advertisement, Olivia. As always, you can

follow us on the socials. Ripple pcast. We have a website. Website, website biz. Going

to be updating that later this week. Week, where you can follow all of our socials and

learn about listening and learn about the show. It's a new year. We have new podcasts

for you.

Tyler: Hey, if you like Hollywood Junior, I'm now writing. I'm a media contributor for film

critic for the website talentalone.com. i post like, twice a month, silly little articles. I did

my top ten of the year. I just posted an article about all of the bad movies that studios

released in January, framed as a letter from hollywood to the viewing public. But, yeah, I

do that. And then also, if you are a sports person and you don't like when Olivia and

O'Neil shut me down on sports all the time, I make occasional appearances on the

talent alone Podcast, with my friend Adam. and, he's from, Mikey. And, we talk about

basketball. I just talked about my love for the Orlando magic.

Olivia: All right, that's three white guys.

Tyler: I gotta be me.

Olivia: M and, three white guys talking sports. Yeah. Great.

Tyler: You know, we do stuff like, I come on and I'll compare healthy Oscar nominations

to NBA all stars and make comps. and, it'll be good. Yeah, check that out if you want to.

If you like that stuff.

Olivia: Yeah.

O'Neil: As always, you can find us on our website. Website. Website. Website biz. And

now, Tyler, your pitch for a Podcast.

Tyler: This is. I think this is. This doesn't come up very often, but I am a Florida man.

Olivia: You are a Florida man.

O'Neil: You are a Florida man. Balls to the wall. Balls to the ceiling.

Olivia: Bath salts to the wall.

Tyler: Bath salts on bath salts.

O'Neil: Always.

Tyler: There's two things about Florida that I think people always forget.

Olivia: Tyler is from it and Tyler is from it.

O'Neil: Tyler is from it. And that's where Mickey lives.

Tyler: This is sort of my idea. Let me restart. This is my idea for a new year's Podcast.

This is new year, new me. M I'm going back to basics. I'm going back to my very first

hobby that I had when I was a kid, that I did for a long time, that I never talk about

because I don't do it in Minecraft.

O'Neil: In Minecraft.

Tyler: Bath salts. No, and that's Minecraft. and that's, fishing.

O'Neil: Oh, God.

Tyler: I don't talk about it because I don't do it anymore. but this is a new year, new me.

The other thing about Florida, people don't know. Oh, well, this is just me Podcast. This

is just the Tyler car Podcast. Time to talk about sports, baby. Last night.

Olivia: I can't fucking listen to this. I can't.

Tyler: You guys left, and I'm just. I'm.

Olivia: Hey, Tyler.

Tyler: You guys left. I'm just doing sports stuff now. Anytime you guys leave, just know

I'm gonna start doing sports stuff.

Olivia: Tyler, do your fishing.

Tyler: Florida is also home of the mafia. everyone thinks about New York, but where do

old New Yorkers go? Florida. Because they're all in Connecticut. No, they're all in

Florida. They're all in Florida. So this is this Podcast. Listen, this. This Podcast called

Boden with the Fishes.

O'Neil: Pretty good.

Tyler: This is a mafia. Pretty good.

O'Neil: potting with the fishes.

Tyler: Potting with the fishes. This is a mafia based fishing Podcast where we learn how

to fish.

O'Neil: Wait, okay, I might be in. Hold on. Am I in? Hold on.

Olivia: Hey. Hey, Tyler, you got a nibble.

O'Neil: Now reeel it in.

Olivia: Reel it in.

Tyler: This, ah, is a Podcast. I'm gonna do a bad New York accent this whole time. This

is a Podcast, where, you'll be sleeping with the fishes. I don't know. I don't know

anything else about the mafia, but this thing, my family. Deep. Go back far enough. The

mafia is there. So this is a podcast where you learn how to fish and hide a body at one

point.

Olivia: Okay. Okay.

Tyler: This is an informative Podcast. This is a two way street. Informative Podcast

where part one, we talk about lyrics. I like the subtext about fly fishing.

O'Neil: We talk about part two, how to.

Tyler: Hide bodies while you're fishing.

Olivia: Cement shoes.

Tyler: And this is cement shoes.

Olivia: Tuna boat.

Tyler: Tuna boat. Banana boat.

O'Neil: Duck boat.

Tyler: Duck boat. Listen, this is a Podcast.

O'Neil: Uh-huh.

Tyler: This is the thing. Now, you might be asking, who's the target audience? And this

is for old mafioso in Florida. They don't have their own podcasts where they learn how

to fish and hide bodies.

O'Neil: And this is for. I like this. And, you know, all right, we're going irishman with it,

and I'm enjoying it.

Tyler: The best part of the irishman is when they're in Florida, and it's. It's great.

O'Neil: All right, here. Here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking, Tyler. And tell

me if this gels with you. This is a Podcast. This is a character Podcast. This is three old

Italians who are going fishing. It's a fishing podcast. But the subtext is that we're hiding

bodies. We're hiding bodies, we're committing tax fraud, and we're trying to escape

from the FBI. So it's all. It's. It's all connected.

Olivia: We're taking a trip down to Argentina.

O'Neil: uh-huh Exactly. So it's both a. It's a phishing and tax advice podcast where the

subtext and writing around is the fact that we are hiding information and bodies from

the FBI.

Olivia: Love.

Tyler: That's great. That's it.

Olivia: Damn.

Tyler: Nailed it.

O'Neil: Yeah.

Tyler: Podcast.

Olivia: Tyler, I want you to do something for me. I want you to hold up your big catch that

you just did.

O'Neil: Yeah. Good job.

Tyler: I could definitely find some ten year old picked pictures of, like, me at twelve with

this. I was a saltwater fisherman, baby.

O'Neil: Podcast episode.

Tyler: A thousand percent bass fishing is boring. Not gonna knock. Not to get too deep

into fishing.

O'Neil: And we can't believe this. Okay. Okay, I like this. So let's hammer out some

specifics then. Let's talk about form, structure, how we would do this. Let's go. Let's take

a dip into the rider's room real quick. What would this look like in terms of how do you

sort of manage the fishing stuff where it's not too boring, but also keeping that subtext

of hiding bodies and whatnot.

Tyler: Do we think that fishing, the fishing, is the body hiding? Do we just use fishing

lingo?

O'Neil: M. I don't know enough fishing lingo off the top to make that work.

Olivia: It's pretty easy to pick up.

O'Neil: You have any yourself, Tyler, that we could sort of kick us off with?

Tyler: Oh, wow. It's been a minute.

Olivia: You gotta put weights on your line. You gotta have the right bait. We could do this

sort of long metaphor.

O'Neil: I'm imagining almost car talk esque.

Olivia: Okay.

O'Neil: We're getting advice questions in.

O'Neil: And they're coded around. You know, I did a crime. We. Oh, that's it. That's it. We

get, like, different crimes that we get advice, wise advice, and then we give fishing

advice. I like how to Podcast of this Podcast trio, has been secret crimes.

Olivia: Secret crimes and hobbies. Secret crimes and hobbies.

Tyler: Crimes and hobbies is a really.

O'Neil: Oh, that's a great episode title. Thank you.

Olivia: Crime and punishment. Crime and hobbies.

Tyler: Crimes and mystery Podcast.

O'Neil: yeah. Okay, I like this. So, it's sort of an advice podcast where we're giving

fishing advice, but it's secretly, mafioso. What are some characters that we have here?

What are some mafioso or some mafia archetypes that you've got to have?

Olivia: Billy big mouth.

O'Neil: Bad Billy

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O'Neil: big mouth bass. He's the biggest big mouth bass fisher in all of south Florida.

Olivia: Shrimpy.

O'Neil: I like that.

Olivia: Shrimpy.

O'Neil: Central Florida.

Olivia: Central Florida.

O'Neil: Shrimpy.

Tyler: Shrimpy, you say? All Florida men you're pitching not mafia men.

Olivia: No, I'm trying to put my name subtext.

O'Neil: Yeah, mafia names that also are fishing. I like this, Olivia. That's true. I like

shrimpy. is there, Bowie, my booies?

Olivia: This is Tommy tackle. You know, like, that kind of shit.

Tyler: Tommy tackle.

O'Neil: Tommy tackle is powerful. Tommy tackle is powerful. who else? Bobby?

Olivia: Bait shop. And our cover for our arms deal is the bait shop.

O'Neil: Is the bait shop. Oh, yes. Let me head down to the bait shop. You're wearing.

Olivia: Crawlers are gone, kids.

Tyler: I'm gonna cut you off here. Cause I've got. I found the photos that I was looking

for.

Olivia: Yeah.

Tyler: Just know that, Olivia, you sent us, like, some embarrassing middle school photos

before. This is mine. This is. These are the most embarrassing.

O'Neil: You can see all these photos at Realpodcast. God.

Tyler: I sent them to.

Olivia: Oh, my God. He saved me. Oh, yes. Yes.

O'Neil: Look at that. Look at that. He could provide for you and your family.

Olivia: Oh, my God.

O'Neil: The fingerless glove.

Tyler: The.

Olivia: The finger, Liz gloves. The, like, scrunched shoulders that go, ah.

O'Neil: Oh, my God.

Tyler: Look at that cheese.

Olivia: Oh, my God.

O'Neil: Oh, my God.

Olivia: Such tenderness. in holding that fish, I see how you reeled in a wife. I love it.

O'Neil: Oh, man, that's beautiful.

Tyler: Podcast, did you catch the braces?

Olivia: The braces? Oh, I wasn't gonna. I wasn't gonna go for your orthodontic work, but

it was the first thing I noticed.

Tyler: It's great stuff.

Olivia: It was worth it. They did a really good job.

Tyler: Shout out to my mom's Facebook feed where I found those photos.

Olivia: Let's go.

O'Neil: all right, cool. I like this. Potting with the fishes. How do we feel about that name I

like, it.

Olivia: Follows every other convention that we have so far.

O'Neil: Yeah, pretty good.

Tyler: ever since. Hang on. Can I. Can I do the. Hang on. ever since I can remember, I

wanted to be a fisherman.

Olivia: I hate you. Such a bastard.

O'Neil: Oh, there's also a lot of, like, Jesus imagery we can get with it. You know, there's

a lot of, like, you know, godfather aspect.

Tyler: No image, no horse.

O'Neil: Sort of play with a horse.

Tyler: Mackerel head in the bed.

O'Neil: Great.

Olivia: A horseshoe crab.

O'Neil: Horseshoe crab in the bed.

Tyler: Yeah, that one would be upsetting. Especially alive. It's all the scuddly legs.

Olivia: Terrible. Fantastic.

Tyler: They're beautiful prehistoric creatures. Okay.

O'Neil: Older than the moon. All right, cool. Let's go into recap.

Olivia: Awesome. So I have pitched commie crafts where we are learning new hobbies

in this or, the year of our Lord 2024, in order to, maybe shake up the old world, change

the status.

O'Neil: Quo, change up the establishment in Minecraft.

Olivia: In Minecraft.

Tyler: Maybe we're trying to mess with Elon in Minecraft.

Olivia: Listen, this is a. I'm pretty destabilized. I'm creating a formally on X.com, formally

known as twitter.com. but if you. It's kind of like a magic eye thing. I'm learning a

modicon art where it says, like, fuck Tesla, sell your Tesla stock. You know, that kind of

thing.

O'Neil: So, yeah, so that's commie crafts learning transgressive hobbies. In Minecraft.

Olivia: In Minecraft.

O'Neil: Not a good summary.

Olivia: In Minecraft. Must be in parentheses. Has to be in parentheses or no dice.

O'Neil: Yep, got you all.

Olivia: Ah, right.

O'Neil: And I pitched the wrap out, a creative dumping podcast where you get rid of all

of your creative baggage to start something new.

Tyler: And I pitched podden with the fishes, a mafioso fishing Podcast.

O'Neil: A mafioso fishing advice Podcast.

Olivia: Love it.

Tyler: Wait, should it have been true crime? Should it have been a fake true crime story

about fishermen?

O'Neil: No, we already did one of those. It doesn't one of those last week.

Olivia: No more.

O'Neil: No more.

Olivia: All right.

O'Neil: And now it's time to go to deliberation. All right, we have three great podcasts.

before we do this, let's circle back to. What was it again? Liver.

Olivia: Oh, the gemuffin.

O'Neil: The gemuffin. Let's adjudicate the good muffin real quick. How do we feel about

the gemuffin?

Tyler: I. Here's the thing is, I feel like, unlike the MacGuffin, which you can. Where you

can read terminology getting fucked. I'm gonna set it straight. A MacGuffin is where you

can read your pitch. You, please. Sorry. MacGuffin

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Tyler: is a different thing.

O'Neil: McGullin is not associated with this Podcast or any other Podcast.

Tyler: A, McGowan is where you can re pitch. Your pitch is bad. You get one per, what,

business quarter?

O'Neil: We said quarterly.

Tyler: We get one quarterly. You can redo your pitch entirely if the other two hosts hate

it. The gamut. Let me pitch you this. You can do it any time, but you can have your

gamuffin privileges revoked.

Olivia: If there is a majority rule.

O'Neil: You bastard. Because you know I would use it to fucking bring up

cryptocurrency. That's my fucking wife.

Tyler: That's my point is if someone brings up either, it's either the one they bring back,

they're doing it because they couldn't think of a new one and they're being lazy, or, you

know, it's a bad re pitch. And also with a good mumuffin, you have to recontextualize

the pitch. You can't just hear it is again.

Olivia: And I say if the pitch fails a second time, you do not get to talk about it again.

Tyler: If it fails a second, maybe if it fails a second time, your privileges are revoked until

it, goes all the way around for everybody. I don't know. This is too complicated.

O'Neil: Or how about this? How about this? It's Just one a year.

Olivia: I was saying one.

O'Neil: That way we're not constantly trying to recycle it.

Olivia: My first one. First one of the year is my. Is my good muffin. And it's. It's done. It's

out. I have created for the rest of the year. But I'm just saying, timing wise, this would

have been the time to pitch this podcast.

Tyler: Yes.

O'Neil: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So you have to recontextualize. These are the rules

around the gemuffet. Yes. One needs to be recontextualized. Two, only one a year. And

three, if you fuck it up, you're done.

Tyler: Yeah. You never get to re pitch anything ever again.

O'Neil: Never again. I like this. I like this for the good muffin. Okay, great. I love it. So

that's the good muffin. All right. Other things we need to adjudicate. Liver. How do you

feel about comedy crafts?

Olivia: I think it would be really funny. I think. I think it'd be a good logo.

O'Neil: A Minecraft.

Olivia: It's the fucking communist, the hammer and.

O'Neil: Sickle in fucking Minecraft.

Tyler: Going to AI art circle.

O'Neil: Great. Love that.

Olivia: But I think we could all, like. I think it could one be really nice that we could

actually pick up something and then we could also. It kind of suits our needs of, like, me

wanting something really wholesome and all of us learning something and actually, like,

growing as people from this show, other than whatever the fuck we've been doing for

two years. growing, but also we get to do bits about it, you know, I mean.

O'Neil: Yes. Yeah, yeah. and it's get a little transgressive.

Olivia: Exactly.

O'Neil: Fulfills my previous for violence. Yes. My pension for violence and destruction. To

destroy this world and bring upon a new change for our lord and savior, Cthulhu. all

right. For potting with the fishes, Tyler. I love the character. I love the characters. Vice

show angle of it. It would be riding heavy. But I do think it could be very fun. I think it

would be a fun little bit. I was vamping to give Tyler time to create the communist flag in

Minecraft, and so he's generated that and gonna be sending that to us. But, I do think

potting with the fishers would be a nice. I do think we could do it for a bit. Depth. God

damn.

Olivia: Oh, it's save those.

O'Neil: Love it, love it, love it.

Olivia: Love the one on the far right. That's fantastic.

O'Neil: Those are the minecraft, hammer and sickle. That one on the far right is

excellent.

Olivia: That's powerful. Thank you, Adobe.

O'Neil: Okay, thanks, Adobe. But, yeah, I think parting with the fishes, I say we save that

because that could be a nice little writing bit. We're all trying to get our writing.

Olivia: Tyler, once again, adding creative work on the fucking bit depth board.

O'Neil: Just keep on marketing.

Tyler: Listen, I pitch features, not shorts. You know what I mean?

O'Neil: Yeah, I know. It's powerful. no, I love it. That's the thing, is, the core idea is

strong enough that we could definitely run it for an hour if we wanted to. how do we feel

about the wrap up?

Tyler: I like it.

Olivia: I do.

Tyler: I only like it because we have a good pitch for the first episode, and it is.

O'Neil: Yeah. That's really why I pitch it. It would be a good bit depth that we could do,

and it would be nice to get Jesse on the horn.

Olivia: Kind of like, it literally could be an entire show of its own where, like, it is kind of

like, it. It cut. It kind of could take on a life of its own. Like, after the pilot, if we decide

that, like, hey, like, this was a project that we worked on, and, like, we want to be, like,

we want to hear about your projects. We want to hear about, like, what. What you. Like,

not even, like, it's not even like, how could we help you like work. Make this idea work.

No, that's not the point. The point is, like, just be, like.

O'Neil: Share it, get it off your point.

Olivia: Like, this is what you have potential to put out into the world, and it just wasn't

the right time. It wasn't the right time. Like, you weren't ready. Ready to, like, make it at

the time and, like, how can, what have you learned from that process and then moving

on? I like that. I think that also has very strong bit depth,

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Olivia: sort of energy.

O'Neil: I mean, so does come, I mean, honestly, I think all of today's pitches have been

very crafts. Could be a fun one where it's, it's almost Hollywood Junior esque, where we

do it and then we, like, give it enough space so that way we could come back to it and

then, like, you know, readjudicate it and see sort of where our minecraft antics have

taken us. so how do we feel about, these three pitches? Which one are we feeling?

Tyler: I would like to, I don't know.

O'Neil: Fight for the, my pitch for the wrap out would be, it would be one easy to do

because I have all the stuff ready. it would be nice to get Jesse on the horn.

Tyler: Yeah, that would be cool.

Olivia: Let's throw in another fucking time zone, boy.

Tyler: We've lost three times.

O'Neil: Back to three, baby. Mountain time. Let's get there.

Tyler: Why can't you go to grad school in California so we can all record in person?

Olivia: Did I not tell you I'm out of money?

O'Neil: so, yeah, what are we feeling? How's everybody feeling?

Olivia: I think in terms of, like, you know what? Here's my new year's resolution. I'm not

going to consider time and production time. That's good when we are talking about

pitches anymore because it'd be like, oh, we're all busy. Because then we end up

putting out, like, something that we're like, eh, whatever. But instead of actually realizing

the, that's.

Tyler: When we put out the nightmare, the.

Olivia: Blunt rotation Podcast, we put out blood rotation.

O'Neil: That's your rips. I think, regardless, we always create a quality product.

Olivia: We do.

O'Neil: Just depends on the true.

Olivia: I think, I think, I think yours truly need to give more breathing space for the

pitches like that. We, like, really want to consider, like, what do we feel like doing? What

do we think is, like, I.

Tyler: Think we do the wrap up.

Olivia: I like the rap.

Tyler: Could we bring Kai on even?

O'Neil: Sure.

Olivia: Yeah, absolutely.

O'Neil: Because, we ever have kai guest on YNBW?

Tyler: No, not on the second season. No, not on Swat.

O'Neil: That'd be fun to have him.

Tyler: I don't know. He was just a chat about where.

Olivia: My roundabout YnBW candle.

Tyler: I actually.

O'Neil: Maybe at the end we announce a, new y season or something.

Tyler: I don't know, new d and d podcast where it's not named YMBW and we lose the

conventions in YMBW and we do that instead.

O'Neil: Yeah. Honestly? Honestly. Yeah.

Olivia: Can I be dm this time? I'll be really good at it.

O'Neil: As long as I'm not editing and sound.

Olivia: Designing it, practicing for the last.

O'Neil: Fine. Doing whatever. I'm fine with all the candles.

Tyler: Recording session is your pitch. Can we backdoor pilot it like the McElroys did

with the adventures?

O'Neil: Honestly, that'd be fun. cool. So, we're feeling the wrap out.

Olivia: I like the wrap out. Yeah.

Tyler: And, I would move the communist, the commie crafts. Ah, commie crafts. To the

top of our bit depth list.

O'Neil: Yeah, that'd be fun.

Olivia: I find the only time I've ever been a top.

O'Neil: Not according to your keys. All right. Okay, so.

Olivia: Bastard.

O'Neil: We will see you guys next week with the wrap out, the closure of. You might be

wondering how we got here.

Olivia: Wiki wiki word. We are gathered here today.

O'Neil: Oh, yeah, I got a. Okay, so, guys, please bow your head.

Olivia: Oh, yeah. Bow your hands.

Tyler: How are we ending this sea? How are we doing this now? I forgot what our new

ending is.

Olivia: We're praying.

O'Neil: Will you end with a, prayer, please? So bow your head, your hands, please.

Olivia: Thank you.

O'Neil: Dear dungeons and dragons Mattel, please don't sue us. We don't have money.

And we're ending the Dungeons and Dragons Podcast, which, you know, you don't get

a lot of these days. Will we start another dungeons and Dragons Podcast? Probably.

But please guide us in strength, in love, in horny demon people, in Matt Mercer's name

we pray. Amen.

Olivia: How would you like to do this? Okay, great.

O'Neil: All right, we'll see you next week with the wrap out.

Speaker D: Everything is going away.

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