BIT DEPTH: Outside Sportsball | 2024 Superbowl Predictions, Plus Three Formula One Drivers and a Lie
On this weeks edition of Outside Sportsball we give you special insights into the the writing for Super Bowl LVIII: Taylor's Version. We also play: Three Formula One Drivers and a Lie, Three NASCAR Sponsorships and a Lie, and take a deep dive into the new Olympic Summer Games games.
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Tyler: Welcome to outside sports ball with Tyler J. Cacara. I am Tyler j. Cacara. With me today is
Bill Simmons's heir and noted Spider man enthusiast O'Neil Henry. O'Neil, you're from Kansas city.
Do you have any Kansas city specific insights on, this year's
super Bowl?
Jessica Norrell: I think you mean the big game TM.
Tyler: Oh, sorry. The big game TM.
O'Neil: yeah, so it says here, I'm supposed to say that I'm excited for the champions. I'm, excited
for the work that's gonna be on. I'm excited for the work both teams are putting in. and it's gonna
be a good game.
Tyler: Excellent. Now we have, our on the ground reporter, Jessica Norrell. You are in a desert
that looks like Las Vegas. Do, you have any notes about.
Jessica Norrell: I am.
Tyler: Do you have any desert notes for us? How might that affect the players?
Jessica Norrell: well, they're going to need to drink a lot more water, a lot more Gatorade. my
favorite flavor is red.
Tyler: Yes, that's great.
Jessica Norrell: I'm also actually the, CIA liaison.
Tyler: Oh, for the super bowl to stop human trafficking and stuff?
Jessica Norrell: No, no, no.
O'Neil: Well, no, no, for the game.
Tyler: Yeah, just for the game.
Jessica Norrell: No, for this Podcast. You requested someone to talk about the psyop.
Tyler: Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, that's right. psyop, you're from the CIA. You're here
to convince everybody to vote for Joe Biden because Taylor Swift, is a, government psyop. I'm
following. I'm following now. Thank you for. Thank you all for tuning into the second annual
edition of Outside sports ball. We have a lot to cover today. This is the second Super bowl we've
covered, last year and second verse much the same as the first. The Kansas City Chiefs are back,
baby. O'Neal's very happy, and it's a rematch from 2019 when they won their first Super Bowl. Wolf
Mahomes and Andy Reid's first Super bowl, taking on San Francisco 49 ers and Kyle Shanahan and
friend, of the fucking pitch big cock Brock purdy.
O'Neil: Yeah, very excited for another, round with big cock brock.
Tyler: Couple. Couple things right off the bat, I've got a couple more quick sports to cover. Quick
news of the week, probably, the second biggest news of the week other than the Super bowl stuff.
Seven time Formula one world champion is leaving Mercedes
to join Ferrari. Now, I'm gonna play a quick game with you guys, since I know you know nothing
about Formula one. We're going to play three Formula one drivers and a lie.
O'Neil: Okay, great.
Jessica Norrell: I love this game.
O'Neil: Three Formula one drivers and a lie. Now, I know that this. I know that this driver was
courted to join, VW's, but then they had their little scandal where they. It turns out that all
their cars were just spewing oil on the track. twenty four seven. And so they're, like, making a
safety.
Jessica Norrell: Hazard for the other drivers on the track.
O'Neil: Yeah, they were playing a little. They were playing a little Mario Kart with Formula one,
which is notably not how you're supposed to do that. And it's very dangerous, but they were just
having some fun out on the field.
Tyler: Okay, here we go. Are you ready? And real quick, do you guys know who Lewis Hamilton is?
He's probably the most famous guy, on the track, you're familiar with?
O'Neil: Yeah, yeah, he had the musical.
Tyler: Yeah, yeah, he had the musical. He's played by Lin Manuel Miranda.
O'Neil: Lin Manuel Miranda, yeah.
Tyler: And now he drives for Ferrari. Yeah, sure.
O'Neil: Oh, great. Yeah, for sure.
Tyler: He met at the national bank. Seven time f one world champion, noted black lives matter
enthusiast, all around cool guy. the only black Formula one driver, Alexander Hamilton.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: All right, let's play it. Let's play the first one. Okay, the first formula and driver that
might be real or might be fake is, Lewis Hamilton's new teammate, Charles Leclerc.
O'Neil: Okay, French
Tyler: Monagasque.
Tyler: I'm going to tell you where all these guys are from, and you have to guess which one's a
fake Monagax. He's from Monaco. He's from Monaco.
O'Neil: Okay, Monaco.
Tyler: All right, second one. An actual frenchman, Pierre Gasly, and he drives for the french
outfit alpine.
Jessica Norrell: Is the fake name going to be an actual person, or will it be.
Tyler: Someone you meet you don't know? You don't know. That's sort of a.
O'Neil: Now, his name is Jesse. Here's a little hint. His name is Peter Gastly in the american
parlance. So let's maybe not put too much onus on the fucking French. This french red herring we're
getting.
O'Neil: Give us the next one, Tyler.
Tyler: The next one is a veteran mexican driver by the name of Sergio Checo Perez.
O'Neil: Okay, great. Checkered flags, loving the imagery. Feeling good.
Tyler: And finally you have another french driver. He drives for the british outfit, Williams, and
his name is Serge
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Tyler: Bertrand.
O'Neil: These all sound fake.
Tyler: Now, which one of these drivers is not a real person?
O'Neil: Oh, Jesse, do you have any insights?
Jessica Norrell: I'm gonna say a third one.
Tyler: You said. Oh, Jesse's going with Sergio Perez.
O'Neil: Oh, only one of them is fake.
Tyler: Only one of them is fake.
O'Neil: Oh, I'm going with Peter fucking Gasly.
Tyler: No, Serge Bertrand is fake. Pierre Gasly is a real driver. He's a very french looking man.
Number four.
Jessica Norrell: It was number four.
Tyler: It was number four. It was the last one. Yeah. Pierre Gasly exists. Sergio Perez exists. He
drives for a Red Bull. Charles, Leclerc also exists. Charlie piano fingers, as me and my friends
like to call him. Whenever he loses a race, he likes to put out sad jazz music on Spotify.
O'Neil: All right. Okay.
Jessica Norrell: I Saw the Red Bull car going around the other day.
Tyler: Surprise. I have one more game for you involving racing, and it's three NASCAR race names in
a lie.
O'Neil: Oh, great. Fantastic. I love this segment.
Tyler: This is unrelated to sports this week, but if you're not familiar, NASCAR pretty much.
They're desperate for sponsors and they'll pretty much hand the name of any of their races to
anyone.
Tyler: So the first one is the treatmyclot.com 300.
O'Neil: Okay. All right.
Tyler: the second one is the wawa fuel up and eat a sandwich 400.
O'Neil: You will up and eat a sandwich 400. Wow, that's gotta be real powerful.
Tyler: The third one is hell of a good sour cream dips at the glen. Now, this is at a racetrack
called Watkins Glen, and all of the races are at the blank at the glen. So this is the hell of a
good sour cream dips at the glen.
O'Neil: Great. Fantastic.
Tyler: And finally, we have the enjoy Illinois 300 presented by ticket smarter.
O'Neil: Oh, my God.
Jessica Norrell: I'm gonna say that.
Tyler: Hang on. Bonus one. This one is real. I'll tell you. is the SpongeBob script pants 400.
Jessica Norrell: Who paid money for that?
O'Neil: Because I don't think it was paramount. It was. He played. He paid in clams. They're
desperate, Jesse.
Tyler: Okay, which one do you guys think is fake?
Jessica Norrell: Number one.
Tyler: I'm gonna go treatmyclot.com. no, that one's real.
O'Neil: I'm gonna go with, the wawa.
Tyler: The wawa one is fake.
O'Neil: I don't know if Wawa would want to sponsor some nASCAR.
Tyler: How do you guys feel about, a couple other good ones? How do you feel about the big machine
hand sanitizer 400 powered by big machine records?
Jessica Norrell: That's pretty good.
O'Neil: That's powerful. I mean, listen, they're enacting the spirit. This is the thing that
Formula one doesn't do, which is they're not enacting the spirit of big motorized boys just zipping
and zooming around.
Jessica Norrell: It's the same energy as like the waste disposal golf tournament from
last year's.
O'Neil: Yes. Arizona's own, waste disposal golf tournament. Very excited for that.
Tyler: There you go. All right, so that's your racing news for the week. O'Neil, how long before
the italian media calls Lewis Hamilton a slur?
O'Neil: Oh, they haven't already. Hold on. Let me just.
Tyler: That's a good point. I don't speak Italian, so I wouldn't know.
O'Neil: I'm sure they have.
Tyler: No, he isn't driving for them yet. They're just excited because he's the best, so they're
just excited the minute he hasn't lost for them yet.
O'Neil: That's fair.
Tyler: All right, next up on the docket, quick NBA news.
O'Neil: Oh, great.
Tyler: How do you guys feel about Joel and beat meniscus tear? Any of any, any thoughts?
O'Neil: Jesse, what does NBA stand for? Really quick.
Tyler: Yep.
Jessica Norrell: it's the National Basketball association, right?
Tyler: Oh, nailed it. you pulled that up on the CIA computer. Yeah.
O'Neil: You said who tore the discus?
Tyler: Joe discus, the center for the Philadelphia 76 ers, the presumed MVP favorite through a
discus. Any thoughts, any thoughts on. Do you think this will trade Tobias Harris? Now, what do you
guys think?
O'Neil: Oh, just. I mean, I think if you throw a discus during a basketball game, you, risk one
hitting the audience, which is never good, but sometimes encouraged, as we've seen with some fan
favorite sort of freakouts. But, also, you risk hurting the refs, and I think the refs haven't been
getting a lot of fair play. There's been a lot of, like, angry calls recently. and so throwing a
discus, I think, is the wrong move for.
Jessica Norrell: Yeah, you always hear, don't argue with the refs. Don't injure them, either.
O'Neil: Yeah, don't. Don't behead the refs with your strong basketball arms.
Tyler: Beautiful. I love it. Next up in NBA news, LeBron James. He's unhappy with the Los Angeles.
LeBron James is unhappy with Los Angeles Lakers. And ESPN is reporting that, he showed his
frustration and is hoping for a trade by wiping his face with a New York Knicks towel during a
game. How do you guys feel about this level of
pettiness from a 40 year old man?
Jessica Norrell: That's the most petty thing I've ever heard.
O'Neil: Well, see, the thing is that shows a certain disloyalty, to your team, and I'm hoping he
doesn't get traded to the space jammers and
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O'Neil: be enslaved by the aliens who want to watch basketball. You know? you got to be careful
working in the NBA, because, you know, you get traded and you don't necessarily get to make that
call. So hopefully bugs Bunny and team are pulling it together, trying to. Trying to get a fair
deal for my man LeBron James.
Tyler: I have enough time to trade him to the Kansas City Chiefs. He probably is a better wide
receiver than anyone you guys got.
O'Neil: Yeah, honestly, we need some defense lineman. I know he won't last out there long, but
anybody, please.
Jessica Norrell: When someone is traded, do they have to move?
Tyler: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jessica Norrell: Like their House.
Tyler: I mean, you don't have to. I mean, they can live out of a hotel, but it's like, it all
depends. If it's like you're on like a three year contract or whatever, and you get traded to a
team and you think you're gonna be there for three years, then yeah, you probably want to move your
family and shit. But, sometimes it'll be just like, hey, we're trading for you and you're gonna be
on this team for four months before you can choose a new team to sign with. And it'll just be like,
yeah, I'll just live out of a hotel for the next four months. It's fine. I don't feel bad for them.
They're getting paid millions of dollars.
O'Neil: Yeah, that's part of the deal. I cannot wait for space Jam three, a newer legacy where we
see bugs bunny acting as LeBron James attorney, as we find out that he broke some sort of NBA law.
Tyler: Did you guys watch, this is related to space jam. did you guys watch the newest season of
Rick and Morty?
Jessica Norrell: No.
Tyler: in the newest season of Rick and Morty, they do do a gag where he kills the versions of them
that were in space jam, and he was like, they were begging for death. It was a mercy. It's
powerful, which is pretty funny.
O'Neil: Yeah, I do think, actually Rick and Morty will show up in this year's super bowl. very
excited for that.
Tyler: Rick and Morty.
O'Neil: For them.
Tyler: Rick and Morty.
O'Neil: Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick. Rick and Morty.
Tyler: Last but not least, we can cut this out if it's too real, but Patrick Mahomes dad just got a
DWI last night. Former baseball player. How do you think this is going to affect Mahomes play?
O'Neil: I think it's going to make him.
Jessica Norrell: I think he'll probably get very annoyed about being questioned about this.
O'Neil: Yeah, I think this might be a post, post game question. If he loses is a thing, so maybe,
maybe a little bit more motivation for Kermit the Frog.
Tyler: If he wins, he'll lift up his shirt and it'll say, free Patrick Mahomes senior.
O'Neil: Free papa, free pa. No, it's always a sad day in baseball when a legendary does get a DUI.
But I'm sure Kermit, f frog is, going to be fine. I'm sure bail has been posted, and I'm sure
Patrick Holmes is just gearing up... For the big game.
Tyler: All right, I got two more topics to cover. Apex Legends season 20. Anybody esports? Anyone
an esports person?
O'Neil: Yeah, I mean, I'm excited for what this means for the esports competition. I know that I'm
excited for team zero dark 30 to finally try to make it through the playoffs. I
know they've had a lot of run ins against, bing bong 420, and, you know, there's. There's always a.
There's always a little bit of, you know, catching up and practice you need to do. But I've heard
that the. The balances made in Apex season 20 are extremely, extremely in zero dark thirty's team,
the only thing I think they need to watch out for is SNes xxx tentacion and how they are going to
maybe take advantage of some of these levelings that are being proposed in season 20. So very
exciting for the team of esports, for the Apex legenders, as we like to call ourselves. Jesse, you
have any insights into Apex Legends season 20?
Jessica Norrell: yes. I believe they are reverting the scoring system to a system from season 13.
So, those of you who thought season 13 was the best of days, it's coming back.
O'Neil: It's coming back, baby. That's right.
Tyler: And we all know what.
O'Neil: No more points.
Tyler: Last but not least, we probably won't record another one of these until Super Bowl 55. So,
how do you guys feel about the Olympics this summer? They're in Paris. Speaking of French.
O'Neil: Yeah, why don't we get. Yeah. Jesse, I know that you have been digging deep on your beat
to. For some of the newest sports on the Olympic side. What can we expect?
Jessica Norrell: skateboarding. Skateboarding.
Tyler: Why can't we just turn the Olympics into the x games? Are you kidding me? What if the
Olympics were just the X games? That would be so much cooler than, like, track and field. I want to
see Tony Hawk do a sick flip.
O'Neil: I mean, Tony Hawk was definitely going to be a coach for the Olympics. For. For the sports,
definitely, right? He's going to be. Or maybe he's going to be one.
Tyler: Of the judges, he's going to be there for sure.
O'Neil: He does historically have
Tyler: ...in Paris....
O'Neil: Now, are we going to a prediction for this year's Olympics, are we expecting a new Tony
Hawk pro skater to be announced during the commercial break of the Olympics?
Tyler: Where you--
Tyler: --can skate at the Olympics, you can do like a sick shred on the side of an Olympic size
swimming pool?
Jessica Norrell: I guess the air times won't be nearly as bad as when they were in Japan because
those were airing at midnight.
Tyler: That's true. There you go. Ah, there you go. There you go.
O'Neil: What are they basing
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O'Neil: off of? Is it skill? Is it like a gymnastics?
Tyler: Yeah. What kind of skating is it? Is it just like a street park skating? Are they doing like
big ramp stuff?
O'Neil: Longest grind.
Jessica Norrell: There will be, men's and women's events and they will be doing street skating and
then park skating. So.
O'Neil: Oh, wow.
Tyler: I love that. I love that.
Jessica Norrell: We've also got sport climbing.
Tyler: They did sport climbing last time. They did climbing last time.
Jessica Norrell: They had three types of climbing. They had lead climbing, bouldering and speed.
And speed is the one where they just kind of throw themselves at the wall and somehow ascend.
Tyler: Speed is crazy because it's the same route across. They just like picked one and
it's like, it's the same thing and you have to climb it as fast as you can. And people just train
that one route, like memorize where to put their hands and stuff.
O'Neil: Just crazy.
Tyler: Just.
O'Neil: So sport climbing is more so maneuvering, figuring out, is it sort of chess moves. One
merse, one person gets a move, then the next person gets a move.
Jessica Norrell: I guess it's actually for some reason, this article that says, here are the new
sports. It says this one's not actually new. It's going to be at the second time. So not actually
new, but great.
Tyler: Well, there must be not a lot of new sports then.
Jessica Norrell: Yeah, yeah. surfing. We have surfing.
Tyler: Surfing. This is the second time they did do surfings and surfing in Japan. But surfing this
time is particularly interesting.
Jessica Norrell: So you might be wondering how are they going to surf in Paris? they're not.
They're going to go to Tahiti.
Tyler: In the sewage Tahiti, which is still considered a, french foreign holding.
Jessica Norrell: It is part of French Polynesia.
Tyler: Quick question for, you guys also break dancing? Oh, shit.
O'Neil: Okay, well, hold on, tyler, hold that question because, I'm so fucking excited to see these
men bust a fucking move.
Tyler: Are you rating dancing?
Jessica Norrell: Are you kidding me?
Jessica Norrell: Per continent are allowed.
Tyler: Let's just get rid of all the old boring Olympic sports and just make it all, like,
breakdancing and surfing. Let's turn it into the XT mean.
O'Neil: That we're going to see a performance by Lithuans. Ah. As the french champions, Litwins,
obviously, famous breakdancing duo. Are there duo breakdancing competitions? And are we going to
see them perform? How are you guys feeling?
Tyler: They're definitely the odds on favorite.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: Easy.
O'Neil: That's how. You had a question?
Tyler: I did have a question. surfer, do you think they're going to make the surfers come
to the opening ceremony? I did. The Olympics last, like, two weeks, so they have time to get to
Tahiti. Yeah, but, like, well, I mean, you get to go to Paris and, like. But, like, it's got to
suck because, like, part of the fun of the Olympics is, like, all the Olympians, you get to stay
in, like, the Olympic village and, like, it's. I mean, I'm sure that, you know.
Jessica Norrell: Well, there are some other water based things, right?
O'Neil: True.
Tyler: Are they not ocean based things, though?
O'Neil: Oh, that. Yeah, that's true. I wonder. I wonder how they are segmenting off, the different,
sports in so far.
Tyler: They've got rivers, France, to, like, you know, do rowing and shit like that.
O'Neil: That's fair.
Jessica Norrell: They will be going specifically to teahupu, so.
O'Neil: Oh, okay.
Tyler: Oh, that's a really famous break. That's actually really cool. That makes sense. That's
actually a really famous beat, surf break. So that's actually way better than when they did it in
Japan and they were just at, like, some random beach. That's popular for surfing in Japan.
O'Neil: how will this use breakdancing competition unite America as a nation?
Tyler: Who is our breakdancing rocky? Who can solve, who can make all the communists in Russia
cheer for them because of their breakdancing prowess? We'll have an answer for that next time.
O'Neil: Yes. On outsides for its fall. Is that the last of the new Olympic?
Jessica Norrell: Well, there's also a few that have been approved for the 2028 in LA.
O'Neil: Oh, great. Fantastic. So what can we. What can we prepare to get ready for this?
Jessica Norrell: Yeah, you have to start training now. So they are introducing modern, pentathlon,
so.
O'Neil: Oh, Jesus. So long.
Tyler: You have to do a two hour Zoom call.
O'Neil: Yeah, that's what. That's the last leg is a two hour improv sketch. Zoom call.
Jessica Norrell: Yeah, I'm trying to see what sports are in modern pentathlon, I'm assuming. I
mean, freestyle swimming, equestrian, show jumping, pistol shooting.
O'Neil: Oh, wow.
Jessica Norrell: Cross country running.
Tyler: That's all one thing.
Jessica Norrell: And fencing. And fencing with epe.
O'Neil: What?
O'Neil: That is powerful. That's powerful. That's a Hollywood intro.
Tyler: They are also introducing flag football. So I. And rumors they are going to let NFL players
participate in flag football.
O'Neil: Oh, 1000%, of course.
Tyler: So I just cannot wait to watch some french guy try to defend Tyree kill on a go route.
O'Neil: I know they're going to get absolutely billeted. And I know I don't know how the, contact
rules are for.
Tyler: It's going to be like a 94 dream team level stomping. It's like when they let NBA players.
O'Neil: For our biggest boys. Very excited
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O'Neil: for that. Jesse, what other new sports can we expect for 2028 that I can practice?
Jessica Norrell: let's see. Baseball and softball.
O'Neil: Oh, I'm not a lesbian, so I can't do the latter. But maybe I can get my arm ready for
baseball.
Jessica Norrell: Cricket.
O'Neil: now that's one that America's got to get.
Tyler: Someone's going to have to explain the rules of that to me at some point. I turned it on the
other day because it was on tv and I was just like, what is this I got to watch?
I'm always curious. Confusing.
O'Neil: It's inverted. Baseball.
Jessica Norrell: Lacrosse.
O'Neil: Okay. All right.
Tyler: Get the cocaine ready.
Jessica Norrell: And squash.
O'Neil: Fuck yeah. Dude is my favorite vegetable.
Tyler: Now.
O'Neil: Is it too late to get pickleball in there? who do I need to call to make sure that we can
get pickleball into the 2028 national spot? International spot.
Jessica Norrell: Pickleball.
Tyler: You want to break that down for us, Jesse, while you despise pickleball?
Jessica Norrell: Because you're on what could be a perfectly good badminton court.
Tyler: Pickleball is what badminton wants to be, is what you're saying.
O'Neil: Yes.
Jessica Norrell: Yeah.
O'Neil: That's what badminton dreams to be. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
Tyler: On that hot take. All right, so do you guys want to dive into predictions or bets first?
O'Neil: Let's do bets. Big bets.
Tyler: Actually predict.
O'Neil: Yeah. Bets.
Tyler: All right, I'm just going to go timeline. Reba McIntyre singing the national anthem.
Right now. The over under is 1 minute and 26 seconds. Now, here's my take. No, this is the lowest
over under in 40 years. For the Super bowl. For the Super bowl. National anthem. No one in 40 years
has gone under 126. I have this as a lock. I have this as an overlock.
Jessica Norrell: 126 sounds really short.
Tyler: It is extremely short.
O'Neil: I think reba's a busy woman. She's a working woman.
Tyler: Yeah. Nine to five.
O'Neil: Sort of nine to five. Get in there, get out, get your paycheck, Reba. I think she's going
to crush the m. I'm going to take the under. I think she's going to crush it. I think she's going
to come in a one on one. I think she's going to speed. She's going to be our first ever super bowl
speed run of the national anthem.
Tyler: Yeah. O'Neil is taking the,
O'Neil: O'Neil.
Tyler: Okay, so O'Neal's under two over. O'Neal's going against the public money there.
O'Neil: Yep.
Jessica Norrell: I want to see the distribution of times of how long the national anthem
usually runs.
Tyler: That absolutely exists, Jesse. There are many formulas that have been written because
apparently America has nothing better to do. All right, so the San Francisco 49 ers are the
favorites. the spread is minus two. Here's the funny thing, though. Kansas city is the overwhelming
betting favorite with 80% of money being on the Kansas City chiefs. How does that make you feel,
O'Neil? Because that would scare me as a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
O'Neil: It is great odds for, I think a lot of people are going to make a lot of money. I think
people, the betters sort of cook the books on that one. Now, let me just double check what I'm
supposed to say here. Yeah. I think that the chiefs are really going to pull one out from the San
Francisco 49 ers, and, I think that we're all going to be rich. Dump all your money into the bets
against the chiefs, or four of the chiefs, because, it's time to make that money. Make that bread.
Tyler: Powerful stuff. I love that. I also want to dive in a little bit further. Coin toss. Heads
or tails? This one is a 50 50. This is a pickup.
Jessica Norrell: Depending on the coin they use.
Tyler: They do use special coins. It's normally like a big commemorative coin.
O'Neil: Yeah, like when you would get out of a movie for a pre screening.
Tyler: And normally they have to say which side is heads and which side is tails. Cause they.
O'Neil: Yeah. Cause nobody actually knows. Yeah. I'm finally waiting for the year that they just
use a dime and then the ref can just sort of call it how they want it, you know? Yeah, that'll like
they normally do.
Tyler: You think in the first Super bowl they did just use a quarter, but.
O'Neil: The ref had to use it for parking.
Tyler: This is how you know, this is how you know, Fanduel and all of the sports books are cooking.
Are cooking is because, Tibet. Heads or tails? It's minus 10 four, which is not actually even odds.
So that just means that if you bet a dollar and you win, you get nine, you get $0.96. Not a whole
other whole extra dollar.
O'Neil: M. They gotta make their money somehow.
Tyler: They gotta make their money. I think they are making their money just fine. Now, this is.
This is kind of a special one. This is something that cropped up on fantasy Twitter and sports
Twitter in general. It was the year of the octopus. You guys know what an octopus in football is?
O'Neil: yeah. Ah, it's a quarterback with eight arms. Thank you.
Tyler: Yep. Yeah. Nailed it. an octopus is when you score the touchdown and then you also score the
ensuing two point conversions. So you have scored all eight points.
O'Neil: Ah.
Tyler: right now, it's plus 1000 for any player to record an octopus in Super Bowl 54.
Jessica Norrell: I would have just called a successful touchdown and two point conversion.
O'Neil: Yeah, that's.
Tyler: But if it's the same player that did both, it's an octopus.
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O'Neil: Why can't we have.
Tyler: We can't have any fun? what color of Gatorade are you guys thinking?
O'Neil: you know, my bets are always, always number one for the come. Gatorade. Gatorade white.
Tyler: Gatorade white is currently sitting at plus 1000.
Jessica Norrell: Isn't lemon lime usually the one they go with?
Tyler: It's. Lemon lime is the favorite at plus 380. Red. Pink is plus 450. Blue is plus 480.
actually, I take that back. The favorite is orange at plus 200.
Jessica Norrell: Oh, yeah, orange is a good option.
O'Neil: Yeah, orange is a great flavor. Great teams, great skills out on the court. very excited to
see my man Andy Reed just get absolutely soaked again. He hates it. He always has to try to run
away from it, but we will always catch him.
Tyler: All right, I've got one more, kind of fun one. Are you guys familiar with skoragami?
Jessica Norrell: No.
Tyler: All right. Gummy is a concept invented by football writer John Boyce in which he took every
game in the history of the sport and plotted it on a chart denoting unique final scores. A
scoragami is when this final score of the game never been, never happened before because football
has so many unique outcomes. Like, you know, you can score 1267 or eight points at a time. There's,
like, a lot of potential outcomes. Like, almost infinite potential outcomes. We had a record three
scoragamis this season.
Right now, it's at plus 2500 that the Super bowl will be a scoragami. What do you guys think?
Jessica Norrell: What were the scoragamis?
Tyler: Oh, there are actually. Here. I'll send a link to a chart to the website nflscoragami.com.
it is a, fun, interactive website. You guys should all check it out. It's a good time. Sports are
fun. I posted it in the riverside chat. Basically anything. Eight to 18 never happened. 18 to eight
never happened in the history of the. Of the game. how about you guys? How you guys feel about 46
to 22? Never happened. 30. 912. Nope.
O'Neil: 912. I'm feeling that this game is going to be pretty by the books.
Jessica Norrell: I'm feeling that I'm going to the 40 option.
Tyler: Yep. 40402.
O'Neil: Yeah, I think we're going to get the 20.
Tyler: That 20 happened in, like, night in the thirties or something.
Jessica Norrell: Wait, who is the 660?
Tyler: 660. Most of the really weird ones usually happen. Yeah. 1920. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love that.
You can click on it and it'll, Wow. The first game, 660. The Rochester Jeffersons 66 versus Fort
Porter, who scored zero points in 1920.
Jessica Norrell: And we always remember them.
O'Neil: Yes.
Tyler: Yeah. Oh, shout out to my team. the Chicago Bears in 1938, who won 20 against the Green Bay
packers. Fuck the packers.
O'Neil: I'm fully expecting this to be two two, where it's Patrick Mahomes dunks the ball, but in
the wrong side of the end zone. And then big cock Brock decides to play a little game of flag
football. We stopped the game. We play the flag football. Unfortunately, the ball drops, rolls into
the engine for a touchback, and then. But, but, but, yeah, but you good there?
Tyler: Are.
O'Neil: You get a safety.
Tyler: Good. Love it. No notes. that's all I have for betting props, actually. I don't know.
Fanduel doesn't have this. I guess it's in the script, so I guess there wouldn't be betting props
for it. But what are the odds that Travis Kelsey proposes to Taylor Swift after winning super bowl
MVP? What would you place those guys. Where would you place that?
Jessica Norrell: as the CIA liaison, I am not authorized to speak on this matter.
Tyler: Heard.
O'Neil: Can we get some betting props for the, super bowl halftime show sponsored by Pepys Pippi?
sorry. Did they get it back by peep by Apple Music and pP.
Tyler: The, favorite for a first song for super bowl halftime show is. Yeah, at plus 200. That
feels like the obvious one.
O'Neil: Sort of a. Sort of a, sort of a weak start. I mean, you could. You could start with that,
but it seems very, by the books, I would say.
Tyler: It would definitely buy the books. That's why it's the favorite, you know?
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: That's why last, year, what was Rihanna's first song?
Jessica Norrell: It was like, bitch better have my money.
Tyler: Bitch better have my money. Exactly. And that was sort of out of nowhere.
O'Neil: No.
Jessica Norrell: Our Arizona corresponding.
O'Neil: Correct.
Tyler: do you guys have a better pick? You could go. You could get DJ goddess fallen in love at,
plus 500. Yeah, it's a pretty good one. OMG.
Jessica Norrell: I feel like with your opening song number one, it's something that you are not
sure you could segue into. There's no way Rihanna could segue into bitch better have my money.
Tyler: Yeah, that's exactly. You have to start at that point.
Jessica Norrell: But it also should be something relatively recognizable because there's going to
be a lot of people watching who might not necessarily know your music.
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Tyler: How do you guys feel about her? Daddy, parentheses, daddy's home at -105
yeah, not that one.
O'Neil: I'm taking that one for sure. We're making all the money this year. I also do want to say
special guests. Now, the Grammys were, as we're recording this last night, a lot of big wins, a lot
of big losses, a lot of scripts being covered. One including that Taylor Swift's midnight was the
album of the year. And so I just wanted to ask you guys, who do we think we're going to see on that
stage?
Tyler: That's a good point. Join current. Would you like to know the favorites? The betting on the
betting favorites right now, it's alicia keys. At -550 is the favorite for being.
O'Neil: She's.
Tyler: The odds on odds on favorite is alicia keys.
O'Neil: Wow. I would say maybe a sza, maybe a travis scott. showing up next, you have post.
Tyler: Malone is the second, third, and fourth. At similar odds, you have ludacris and lil jon.
O'Neil: Now, I could definitely see both of those young lads coming, up, hopping up on the stage
with our young usher. Yes. I do think those will. I think it would be ludicrous to not have. Now,
what are the odds for ludacris? Tyler quick.
Tyler: -280 okay.
O'Neil: All right. I'm here for ludacris, actually. I might actually put some money on there.
Tyler: I'll list three more for you. All the ones that are still at, minus odds. You have, justin
bieber, pitbull. and will I am.
O'Neil: Oh, will I am coming on the stage. All right. No sza. I know they're not part of the same
label, but I would think that, you know, the grammys were here. She. She had some. Some big noms.
She's on this side of the country, you know, might be nice to just hop on over, but what are your
thoughts on who this is? No, no.
Jessica Norrell: Last year, we all got burned because no one guessed Rihanna's unborn baby.
Tyler: That's true. That's true. Now, how do you guys feel about what? I wonder what the betting
odds are on now. Taylor Swift is on here at plus 550. I can't imagine Taylor Swift is going to come
out of that.
O'Neil: No, I don't think she's going to be performing.
Tyler: However, in the last two days. I can't remember which day it was in the last two days, but
Taylor Swift did announce that she does have a new album coming out on April 14.
O'Neil: There would definitely be a commercial for the Taylor Swift.
Jessica Norrell: I don't think she needs a commercial because, like, the camera will cut to her if
she's there.
O'Neil: Mm
Tyler: But she doesn't feel like the type of person to have a sign that says, what?
O'Neil: Listen to my album now she's her.
Tyler: That's true.
O'Neil: Oh, yeah. But I think what will happen, right?
Tyler: Yeah.
O'Neil: What will happen is we will get a commercial break, a sort of short music video teaser of
her new album, and then it will cut to Taylor Swift feeling like Taylor's new album dropping, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 2024.
Jessica Norrell: Just like that.
Tyler: Beautiful. All right, guys, final predictions for super.
Jessica Norrell: Do you have any predictions for ads?
Tyler: Oh, yeah, that's a good point. I don't have any bets for ads because unfortunately, ads have
been ruined by the fact that companies are doing trailers for ads now. Have you guys seen this?
O'Neil: do we want to talk about some of our favorites? I'm very excited for the return of
the herobro. Grown men talking with children, voiceover. A, classic favorite cannot wait.
Tyler: Do you guys remember laughing up on.
O'Neil: The couch with my friends and family and loved ones?
Tyler: Do you guys remember puppy? monkey baby.
O'Neil: Puppy monkey baby. Yes. I'm very excited for puppy monkey baby's return. It's now cat,
kitty, gorilla.
Tyler: Third one.
O'Neil: Travis.
Tyler: Travis. Chelsea, kitty, gorilla, Travis. Kelsey.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: Katie. Will Travis, Kelsey have a pfizer? Will there be a for Travis? Guilty.
O'Neil: I think so. I think they're done with their good.
Tyler: Work to get people pissed off. They did that. They did their good work already. He's already
gained the nickname conservative circle.
Jessica Norrell: Apparently a measles vaccine ad because apparently there's an
outbreak of measles in the UK.
Tyler: That doesn't surprise me. Well, unfortunately, Jesse, I don't think they're watching the
Super Bowls.
Jessica Norrell: Oh, man.
O'Neil: Let's get our quick predictions out real quick. Which of each team do we think is going to
be contracting measles after this game?
Tyler: I think San Francisco is going to contract measles? for sure. They're definitely the more
international city.
Jessica Norrell: Yeah. I would say, having been to San Francisco a month and a half ago, it's a big
airport.
Tyler: Lots of, you know, lots of, hippies who don't get vaccinated there. There's two types of
anti vaxxers. There's. There's the Kansas City anti vaxxers, and then there's San Francisco
antivaxxers. You know, we got.
O'Neil: And both are being represented tonight. And so I think, you know, I think we could see a
couple of outbreaks on the Kansas City Chiefs team. I think once those two sides clash, I think we
might see a little bit of cross contamination. I'm very excited for it.
Tyler: Do you think, taylor, this has all been a government psyop in a different way than you
think, where they're like, we can't let Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs win another Super bowl. It's
too many. We can't have another Tom Brady patriots. Can't have
another tom Brady patriots.
O'Neil: But let me check.
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Jessica Norrell: Let me go back from the people of Boston saying, we can't have this happen again.
Tyler: We can't have this happen again. It's, not Usher. Usher isn't the halftime show. It is
actually Taylor Swift. And she comes out and sings the entirety of her new album, which is entirely
one long breakup song with travis. Kelsey and breaks up with him, and Travis comes out at halftime,
and he's crying he can't play football anymore. Cause Taylor Swift is from Philadelphia. She was an
Eagles fan.
O'Neil: Yeah. Yeah. This is all a giant ploy by Taylor Swift. I would think that, it would be a
great sort of ploy to have her just play the whole album, and then everybody could sort of hold
their phones up with their voice note. Voice app. Notes notes.
Jessica Norrell: No, like the candle app. And, like, going back and forth.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: How do you guys feel about, the stadium it's being played in? I love that they. They got
this huge stadium in Las Vegas. It's the newest, most expensive tech stadium in the country. you
know, you can bet there's. There's. There's casinos in the stadium.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: and they named it after allegiant airlines. The only, airline. Worse than spirit.
O'Neil: Yeah.
Tyler: It's an allegiance.
O'Neil: I would argue that JetBlue is in the mix, but I knew JetBlue is fine.
Jessica Norrell: There is a new control.
Tyler: Oh, really?
Jessica Norrell: The worst airline? Yeah.
Tyler: Who is it?
O'Neil: please elude us.
Jessica Norrell: Sign up one and only Alaska air. The only flight where we can get you halfway to
the destination.
Tyler: That's true.
O'Neil: Before you are ejected from the door.
Tyler: That's true. Can you imagine that being the second worst thing to happen during an Alaska
Airlines flight?
O'Neil: That's pretty great.
Tyler: Yeah, that's great.
Jessica Norrell: I was set to fly from, Newark, New Jersey to Phoenix on the new airplane, the max
nine, the Boeing three. United. Yeah. And I think it was like 10 hours before my flight. It was
01:00 a.m. i get a text saying, we cancelled your flight because the planes are grounded. And it
said, we know you wanted to go from Newark to Phoenix on Monday, but the best we can offer you is a
06:00 a.m. flight on Tuesday to LAX.
Tyler: That's pretty good. All right, gang, final, predictions, who wins?
Jessica Norrell: I think Kansas City, because they've been on a roll.
O'Neil: Let's see, that's the Baltimore one I can't find. I'm shooting from the hip here, but, I
think I'm going to have to go Kansas City chiefs, because, whenever they are the underdog, they,
they tend to come through. Now, the writing might get a little boring there, but I just, I think it
just makes sense for the.
Tyler: Listen, every, every sport is a villain, right?
O'Neil: Yeah.
Jessica Norrell: Do we have the results from the puppy bowl?
O'Neil: Yes.
Tyler: Don't have the results from the puppy bowl yet. That happens on Sunday-Sunday- Sunday. That
happens in the morning on Super Bowl Sunday-Sunday-Sunday, for those of you not aware. Hey, guys.
Hey. international listeners who are listening to this, check out the puppy bowl. Don't watch the
Super bowl. Get in on that puppy ball.
O'Neil: Get in on those puppy actions, making the ball go back and forth with their little puppy.
Tobyans.
Tyler: Yeah. What do you think? Patrick Mahomes has cute little toe beans.
O'Neil: I think his probably not. His palaces are the size of mount Everest. Meaty, rocky slabs.
Tyler: I love that.
O'Neil: Just pounding that turf, rubbing against the inside of his shoe. Chiseling, chiseling,
chiseling the inside of his cleats.
Tyler: So I think San Francisco is going to win this one, because the NFL is just going to try and
stay relevant. They're going to try and they, they want to, they want to break the psyop. They want
to disrupt, disrepute the psyop, you know?
O'Neil: Yeah. I do think that regardless if this is, ah, sort of a reading, of the tea leaves
for the 2024 election, if the Chiefs do not win, then, Joseph Biden will lose to former President
Donald J. Trump. So it is important that we do root for the Kansas City Chiefs, just so keep that
cyclical time nature going.
Tyler: Yeah. We should point out that this is really a battle of battle, between Democrats and
Republicans as, Yeah, I know it's San Francisco, but their best defensive player is Nick Bosa, who
is a noted manga guy. Yeah, I wonder how he feels about having to live in San Francisco.
O'Neil: He doesn't have to live there. He has seven other houses in Trump country.
Tyler: Yeah, that's fair. All right, squad, I think it's time to close it out for the day. Enjoy,
the Super bowl, everyone. I won't be watching it because I couldn't get the night off of work.
O'Neil: Damn.
Tyler: Because La doesn't give a shit about football. So we all have to work that night.
O'Neil: I will be enjoying the Chiefs game as always. But, let's remember Chiefs fans again this
year. Let's try to remember, guys. Let's keep it at the forefront of your brains. Let's chop the
chop.
Tyler: All right?
O'Neil: No more. No more racist signaling. All right? Let's chop the chop. It's 2020. Fucking four,
guys. No more.
Jessica Norrell: The moment they did it last year, I texted you.
O'Neil: Yep, I remember. I was very. I was happy and then I was sad.
Tyler: We all saw Kelly flower moon gang. We need to
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Tyler: let it go.
O'Neil: Listen, guys, come on.
Jessica Norrell: Three and a half hours of that movie.
Tyler: Did you, Jesse?
Jessica Norrell: I did.
Tyler: What did you think? It was our favorite movie, so tread lightly.
Jessica Norrell: That movie went on a long time.
Tyler: That's fair. It does go on a long time.
O'Neil: And these are the insights you try to get here at outside sports ball.
Tyler: These are the insights. These are the deep insights, the deep betting insights you
get on outside sports ball. All right, let's wrap this up... For all of us here at outside sports
ball. I'm Tyler J. Carcara. Thank, you for listening. And until next year, Go sports.
O'Neil: Let's go, jeeves.
Jessica Norrell: Make the point.
O'Neil: Do the thing.
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